Do not try this at home (Very graphic - WAY TMI)

[Exaspera]

I discovered this while reading old threads here awhile back. Thought I'd introduce it once again.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Okay, just when I thought this story could not get any more fucked up, here's this line right here:

"Oh yes, I've had this before"



Really, I am so naive sometimes.

[fireheart]

I discovered this while reading old threads here awhile back. Thought I'd introduce it once again.

Yeah....just reading that.

This part sounds like the thread theme....

Well another professor of life came through last night and bestowed some wisdom on me which I'll share. No matter how annoyed you are at being incarcerated dont slash open your scrotum and shove razor blades up your urethra. Now I know, who among us hasn't thought wistfully of doing that but it turns out that it's not a good idea.

[XCashier]

I discovered this while reading old threads here awhile back. Thought I'd introduce it once again.

I am so glad I never went into medicine. Retail SCs are bad enough, I think I'd be far too tempted to some of the more idiotic patients.

I love the dry, droll way these posters are writing about their experiences with the cranially-challenged patients!

[Captain Trips]

So, how long before we see this in darwinawards.com?

[wolfie]

So... with this incident of misapplied petroleum products recently in mind, this morning I find the following in RSS:
http://oddlyspecific.com/2010/04/28/...e-its-premium/

I've seen that symbol before, and it's not meant to be taken literally. It's a protest against high fuel prices, as in "don't take it up the @$$ from the oil companies".

[HYHYBT]

That's an indescribable relief!

[lobo94]

"shudders, goes green, and keels over, looking like a Kryptonian in the final stages of Kryptonite poisoning"

[RestaurantDude]

When will people learn... WD40 isn't a lubricant!

[fireheart]

When will people learn... WD40 isn't a lubricant!

That reminds me of a joke.

The friend of a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist recently got married. So the three friends decided to pull some pranks on the new groom.
The carpenter sawed the slats off of the bed.
The electrician wired up the bed to deliver a small electrical shock.
The dentist didn't mention what he did, but he was grinning regardless.

The next day, the three friends received a note.

"Dear friends,

We found the sawed off slats funny. The electrical shock was only a minor setback. But I swear to God I'm going to kill whoever put Novocain in the KY Jelly!"

[Juggler]

Okay, time for me to admit something (not as bad as the OP though). Stop reading now if you are of a nervous disposition. I will wait for you to skip through to the next post... Gone? Okay.

Once, dealing with a muscle strain on my leg, I was using deep heat rub and my hand strayed a little too far north, accidentally getting certain parts of my anatomy, with some on my fingers.

Not pleasent. Very not pleasent. On the plus side though, it helped my muscle strain.

C.

Thankyou. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one. Except with me I scratched without thinking about what was on my hands.

[DemoDiva]

Thankyou. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one. Except with me I scratched without thinking about what was on my hands.

Uh, I was going to start out with "Something similar happened to me..." but thought better of it.

I cut up some peppers and rubbed my eye. Oweee.

[Taboo]

That's really ... wow. People are idiots.

I know someone who once thought it would be a good idea to masturbate with IcyHot. Yeah, that didn't end too well, though at least he didn't do permanent damage.

[Alephcat]

This was told to me by a friend of mine in the St Johns ambulance.#
At an event they were covering a guy got drunk and fell asleep, his "friends" decided that it would be funny to rub 2 tubes of deepheat into his crotch, apparently he was sent to hospital with every icepack they could spare packed round him.

[DemoDiva]

That's really ... wow. People are idiots.

I know someone who once thought it would be a good idea to masturbate with IcyHot. Yeah, that didn't end too well, though at least he didn't do permanent damage.

Sure, sure, Taboo -- you know someone who thought it would be a good idea to masturbate with IcyHot.

We all know it was you. :P