Do not try this at home (Very graphic - WAY TMI)

[Falor]

I think what disturbs me most about the original post is the fact that I didn't wince in sympathetic pain. How jaded am I that I can read about cutting holes in a persons scrotum and pumping it full of saline solution only to later cut of most of his.. er... equipment... because of gangrene without reacting at all?
I've been in retail too long, my misanthropic leanings are rearing their head again.

[surreal20]

ok so my mom works for the urology department at a medical establisment *not a hospital* and she told me of an ER trip her Boss had to make one night.

Apparently some stupid teenager and his friends thought it would be funny and amusing to stuff a whole bunch of q-tips into his penis hole.

now mind you, i'm a girl, but i do know anatomy for both sexes...seeing as i was in a nursing program when i first went to college...and the urethral opening for both male and females will widen more so than they normally are so that you can oh...put a catheter tube in for caths...

but we're not talking the size of a cath tube, we're talking a REALY fist full of q-tips...i'd say at least the size of a half dollar around...

O.o.....

[Lingerie_Lackey]

*He's had this before. What in the name of... of...?

That is exactly what went through my mind when I read that!!

I've just done an involuntary crossing of the legs oooh.

Same. And I don't even have boy parts.

[MelodiousBubbles]

My crotch hurts now...

[Aethian]

I... I.... Oh gods I think I'm going to be sick from the stories.

[zombiequeen]

I started to read these stories out loud to my husband, and he ran to the bathroom all fast...he came back a while later because, and I'll quote him, "I had to go and reassure my junk I wasn't going to hurt it, because of all the nasty things people do. My parts were hurting and scared."

[Wenchie]

I'm not even a guy and I still crossed my legs in pain while reading this.

On the bright side, he won't be breeding.

[crazylegs]

A friend of mine is a radiographer. They've told me all sorts of interesting tales, the best being the person who inserted a spring onion into their urethra. Unfortunately when it hit the bladder it expanded and the pt couldn't remove it hence the trip to the ED.

[Dreamstalker]

Should I be surprised that when hearing tales like these my question is no longer "why" but "how"?

[TheMike]

I started to read these stories out loud to my husband, and he ran to the bathroom all fast...he came back a while later because, and I'll quote him, "I had to go and reassure my junk I wasn't going to hurt it, because of all the nasty things people do. My parts were hurting and scared."

Quite reasonable.. mine tried to up and crawl back inside for protection.

I knew a guy back in High school... he tried to dodge initiation when they did catch him they poured half a bottle of instant-heat in his shorts and made him run around the campus... owww

[Lingerie_Lackey]

Okay, time for me to admit something (not as bad as the OP though). Stop reading now if you are of a nervous disposition. I will wait for you to skip through to the next post... Gone? Okay.

Once, dealing with a muscle strain on my leg, I was using deep heat rub and my hand strayed a little too far north, accidentally getting certain parts of my anatomy, with some on my fingers.

Not pleasent. Very not pleasent. On the plus side though, it helped my muscle strain.

C.

Ow ow ow!

I have a deep heat story too. This one is also a potential TMI.

My uncle used to play rugby. One day after the game they were all in the changing rooms, one of my uncle's teammates got a blob of deep heat on his finger, not realising this my uncle bent down... up the finger went. I don't even want to think about how much that hurt!

[Salted Grump]

Wonder how long that Teammate lived.

Worst thing I've seen/heard was when I used to play rugby. Two guys on my team, post-victory, and with the 'blessing' of the opposing team's coach, grabbed one of the opposing team's players by the legs and 'posted' him.

(For the uninitated; Posting = grab someone by the legs and ram groin into a goalpost, at a dead run.)

Needless to say, that Coach got fired. And the two guys were banned from playing ever again.

[AtDIelement]

Oh jeez...

And to think, I almost went pre-med.

[Moirae]

Ummm... wth? I can't really think of anything else to say.

[gijoecam]

Okay, time for me to admit something (not as bad as the OP though). Stop reading now if you are of a nervous disposition. I will wait for you to skip through to the next post... Gone? Okay.

Once, dealing with a muscle strain on my leg, I was using deep heat rub and my hand strayed a little too far north, accidentally getting certain parts of my anatomy, with some on my fingers.

Not pleasent. Very not pleasent. On the plus side though, it helped my muscle strain.

C.

Thankyou. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one. Except with me I scratched without thinking about what was on my hands.

I did a similar one... Had some knee pain I was dealing with, and was up for work in the wee hours of the morning. I applied the Icy-Hot to the knee, and (thought) I thoroughly washed my hands. Then, I waddled over to the commode to take the morning whiz and complete the routine. Apparently I didn't get all the Icy-Hot out from under my fingernails... And, like most guys do in the morning, fulfilled the urge to scratch the twins...

Icy Hot doesn't wash off the scrotum, I don't care HOW much soap you use...