Ugh. I nearly did a
in front of a customer today. Lady came in, I rang her up, everything seemed normal, until...
Cigarette Lady (CL from now on): **pulls pack of Marb lights from her purse, which happen to be in the new packaging that says Gold Box instead of Lights** Oh, and I was wondering if I could exchange these? They don't say lights.
ME: **after I recover from a few seconds of brain malfunction at her question** Well, ma'am, they are the same thing--
CL: But they don't say 'Lights'!
ME: That's because they can't. It's a federal thing now that cigarettes can't say 'light' or 'ultra-light' anymore. These are lights though, they just had to change the packaging.
CL: **blinks** Oh...But, they don't say lights...You swear they're lights?
ME: Yes. They just had to change the packaging.
CL: But you promise they're lights? **winks at me**
ME: **momentarily creeped out by a woman winking at me** yes, I promise. Like I said, it's a Federal thing that they had to--
CL: Okay, alright. Well, thank you. **puts cigs back in purse and toddles happily out of the store**
ME: **looks at co-worker L on second till** Seriously?
L: Wow. Do we even carry that packaging?
ME: Not on that style, yet.
L: Then she couldn't have exchanged them anyway.
ME: Exactly.
**sigh** This is actually the first customer I'd had raise a stink over it, and it wasn't even a pack of smokes that I sold to her! OMG! They changed the packaging! These can't be right! Ohhh noooeeees!! Hey, I understand some people have issues with change, but I promise, your cigs are still the same ones you've been smoking for umpteen years. It'll be okay. I PROMISE!
in front of a customer today. Lady came in, I rang her up, everything seemed normal, until...Cigarette Lady (CL from now on): **pulls pack of Marb lights from her purse, which happen to be in the new packaging that says Gold Box instead of Lights** Oh, and I was wondering if I could exchange these? They don't say lights.
ME: **after I recover from a few seconds of brain malfunction at her question** Well, ma'am, they are the same thing--
CL: But they don't say 'Lights'!
ME: That's because they can't. It's a federal thing now that cigarettes can't say 'light' or 'ultra-light' anymore. These are lights though, they just had to change the packaging.
CL: **blinks** Oh...But, they don't say lights...You swear they're lights?
ME: Yes. They just had to change the packaging.
CL: But you promise they're lights? **winks at me**
ME: **momentarily creeped out by a woman winking at me** yes, I promise. Like I said, it's a Federal thing that they had to--
CL: Okay, alright. Well, thank you. **puts cigs back in purse and toddles happily out of the store**
ME: **looks at co-worker L on second till** Seriously?
L: Wow. Do we even carry that packaging?
ME: Not on that style, yet.
L: Then she couldn't have exchanged them anyway.
ME: Exactly.
**sigh** This is actually the first customer I'd had raise a stink over it, and it wasn't even a pack of smokes that I sold to her! OMG! They changed the packaging! These can't be right! Ohhh noooeeees!! Hey, I understand some people have issues with change, but I promise, your cigs are still the same ones you've been smoking for umpteen years. It'll be okay. I PROMISE!

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