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The fact that I am the fourth person you were transferred to does not automatically make me the right person you need to speak with.
At least that's what one person had to learn today.
At least that's what one person had to learn today.
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Addendum: The fact that I have a $local accent does not make me the person you need to speak to!
Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! - Don't you dare erase my hard disk!
This is Tech Support, not Customer Service.
What's the difference?
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I am always willing to give the caller an answer without transferring them to someone else.
If they're really lucky, it might even be the correct answer."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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And the fact that I work for the same company as the dept/person you need to speak to, does not mean I have the knowledge or the means to help you with your problem. Please hold while I transfer you back to the bastard who switched you over to me rather than do his job.When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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