Hello, long time lurker, first time poster. I used to work retail back in the day and thought I would share a couple of my crazy stories. I don't get so many anymore now that I work in an office of a charity.
This is a tale from when I used to work for a chain that sold lingerie & sex toys, lets call it Anne Winters. I worked in the first branch of this chain that opened in Ireland, which attracted the crazies who would come by to call us Whores of Babylon for working there, but apart from that we didn't get much in the way of SCs but we did get a lot of great stories to share.
One day a couple of African ladies and a husband/partner came in to browse, the ladies were very interested in the vibrators and the following conversation happened:
AL: Do you have any vibrators that look like a black man's c0ck?
Me: Ummm, we have this model here... *shows model called Black Prince*
AL: No, that is not a black man's c0ck, that is a white man's c0ck that is black!
Me: Oh, I'm sorry about that, would you like me to pass on this comment to our HQ?
AL: Yes, please tell them that they need more vibrators that are like a black man's c0ck not just white man's c0ck coloured black.
Me: No problem
While this conversation was going in with the ladies, the husband/partner had hidden himself at the other end of the shop. I think he was worried they'd make him whip it out to show us just what they meant.
I did end up sending their recommendation to our head office, but never heard anything back. The ladies ended up buying our vibrator that had the name Big Ben, which I think you can probably guess the size of.
I still think that is one of the weirdest conversations I've ever had in work.
This is a tale from when I used to work for a chain that sold lingerie & sex toys, lets call it Anne Winters. I worked in the first branch of this chain that opened in Ireland, which attracted the crazies who would come by to call us Whores of Babylon for working there, but apart from that we didn't get much in the way of SCs but we did get a lot of great stories to share.
One day a couple of African ladies and a husband/partner came in to browse, the ladies were very interested in the vibrators and the following conversation happened:
AL: Do you have any vibrators that look like a black man's c0ck?
Me: Ummm, we have this model here... *shows model called Black Prince*
AL: No, that is not a black man's c0ck, that is a white man's c0ck that is black!
Me: Oh, I'm sorry about that, would you like me to pass on this comment to our HQ?
AL: Yes, please tell them that they need more vibrators that are like a black man's c0ck not just white man's c0ck coloured black.
Me: No problem
While this conversation was going in with the ladies, the husband/partner had hidden himself at the other end of the shop. I think he was worried they'd make him whip it out to show us just what they meant.
I did end up sending their recommendation to our head office, but never heard anything back. The ladies ended up buying our vibrator that had the name Big Ben, which I think you can probably guess the size of.
I still think that is one of the weirdest conversations I've ever had in work.
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