Oh The Crises!!!!! Oh, The Shenanigans!!!!!! (a.k.a., Lupo's going bugnuts...)

[Victory Sabre]

...

*pulls out memo pad*

"Note to self:

Self, do stop attempting dramatic literary license when surrounded by filthy pervertses..."

You've been in chat and didn't tell me?

Damnit!

[lupo pazzesco]

Which means she gets to have fun also.......

Yes, he is good for that, isn't he?

Perverti I think.

Luuuupooooo, ohhh Luuuuupoooooooo I have home made peanutbutter and chocolate fudge for you. Sugar and chocolate high to get thru copious amount of bovine fecal matter. Hugs and squishy hugs, and kitty snuggles.
College Cyclone for Copy of Correct English Books. Do you have any more in the back?

Try yelling STUPIDIUS HALTUS then COMPOS MENTIS VELOCUS (sound mind quickly)
*duck and run*

You are forgiven for EVERYTHING because you have fudge. CHOCOLATE!!! GIMME!!!

*snatch, grab, flee*

You've been in chat and didn't tell me?

Damnit!

Maybe it's because it's 5 am, I'm exceedingly tired and haven't finished my coffee, but I'm giggling maniacally at this. No, not in chat. But, well, you know wolfie...