I went to school with a Jonathan Johnson. His brother's name was Don. One year our teacher giving us directions to fill out used John Johnson as an example. Then he read the role call and was suprised to find out he had one in his class.
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There's a teacher who often ordered on his school's institutional account at Store2; he taught history. His name was James Buchanan.
Jester, my mom's church has a circle called the Dorcus Circle. I always thought it was funny when I was a kid. (ok, still kinda do..)I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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Quoth Delphae View PostI went to school with a Jonathan Johnson. His brother's name was Don. One year our teacher giving us directions to fill out used John Johnson as an example. Then he read the role call and was suprised to find out he had one in his class.
My name is Yon Yonson
I come from Wisconsin
I work as a lumberjack there
The people I meet
When I walk down the street
They ask me my name and I say...
My name is Yon Yonson
I come from Wisconsin...I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond Chandler
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one of our superior court judges in this district is named
Gay Dykes
Back in 95, I got a minor league card for this guy:
Wonderful Terrific Monds.
Don't belive me? Here's a link to his history.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/bu...onderful_Monds
I love how he got his name...
Here's a list of other cool names.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/bu...ory:Cool_NamesLearn wisdom by the follies of others.
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I think I mentioned before I had a caller whose last name was Frankenstein.
I also once had a caller named Thomas Jefferson. He seemed pretty nice so I said to him "And could you please verify your address, Mr. President?" He thought it was hilarious and we had a really nice laugh and it turned into a great call.
My husband's company does business with a company owned by a woman named Mary Jane Puffer."Full price for gum?! That dog won't hunt, monsignor." - Philip J. Fry
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There's always NHL player Miroslav Satan... I can imagine him calling...
Me (looking at account on screen): Who could this be calling? Who could it be... who could it be. Could it be SATAN?
Him: That's SHA-tahn.
Me: Well, isn't that special... Mr. SATAN!I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond Chandler
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Quoth TNT View PostThere's always NHL player Miroslav Satan... I can imagine him calling...
Me (looking at account on screen): Who could this be calling? Who could it be... who could it be. Could it be SATAN?
Him: That's SHA-tahn.
Me: Well, isn't that special... Mr. SATAN!
There was also Steve Heinze who wore Number 57.
You can always find some good ones in sports.
Mookie Blaylock is another.
I had a guy call into my call center today who name was Dan Fouts. I nearly asked "are you THE Dan Fouts?" (Fouts is a former NFL player) but I noticed the birthdate on his account was too recent to be him, so it was a different guy with the same name. I had another one like that but for the life of me I can't remember the name.
My friend worked with a guy called Richard Head.
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Not really a funny name but it just sounds like a stereotype name.
Vito Anthony. Sounds like a mafia don name that I started doing mafia voices at work.
These aren't personal names for people but more or less company names I've found on the signs at Bank Row.
Larry, Moe, and Curly.
KGB Partners.Last edited by ArenaBoy; 04-18-2007, 02:48 AM.The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.
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