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  • #31
    I've had a few pissed off jerks say that old chestnut "You're lucky you're a woman." at me. My answer to that is, "Actually, no, YOU'RE lucky I'm a woman."

    "You're lucky you're a woman" translates into "I don't have the nerve to take this further with you because I am a big, impotent coward and strong women make my balls shrink."

    By the same token, "I'm not scared of you." translates into "I'm very scared of you."

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    • #32
      Quoth morgana View Post
      Did you let him live?
      LOL I actually just sat back down in my jump seat and let him do all the work as he was so insistant that I was feeble little air hostess.
      No longer a flight atttendant!

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      • #33
        I hate cooking, bf....well the bf gets to do it from now on because he told his buddies, "Oops, I'd better get home to make dinner before she burns the house down." Whatever, less work for me, and he's a good cook.

        A friend of the bf's has a grandmother that had worked as a welder in a shipyard during WWII. Spittin image of Rosie the Riveter. In her late 80s and complaining that the new welding machine the bf and her grandson bought for her is "too small to do any decent amount of work with."

        She makes AWESOME garden gates and trellises.
        ...how do used tampons attract thieves? ---Sleepwalker

        Chickens are Asexual!

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        • #34
          Quoth MystyGlyttyr View Post
          It's easier to just kick a dude's ass and go on with my life than bother arguing about it.

          "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
          Still A Customer."

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          • #35
            Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
            I've had a few pissed off jerks say that old chestnut "You're lucky you're a woman." at me. My answer to that is, "Actually, no, YOU'RE lucky I'm a woman."

            "You're lucky you're a woman" translates into "I don't have the nerve to take this further with you because I am a big, impotent coward and strong women make my balls shrink."
            Not always actually. I generally do try to avoid fights, but especially with women. Why? What I call the "Princess and the dragon" mentality.

            Once I got into an long argument with this super bitch from my school, about 3 minutes into it she scratched my face and tried to smash my family jewels. I was raised to treat everyone equally, in any way. A woman wants to hurt me? I'm not standing there and taking it because she is a girl. So I put her in a lock and held her down. Then what happens? The ****wads watching suddenly run out and attack me for "hurting a woman". Then my friends jump in and it gets into a WHOLE big mess. End result, she started the fight, both argument and violence portions, and guess who nearly gets suspended? The "Big strong bullying man".......

            So yeah, I learned generally that even if it is not the womans choice or desire, the "Women can't defend themselves" white knights are a risk everywhere.
            "It's times like these that make me wanna go straight."
            James from Pokémon.

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