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  • #16
    What should I do next... *snicker*
    Quote Dalesys:
    ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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    • #17
      you could do the classic screen shot of the desktop, hide the icons and task bar schtick....works everytime for me ... *efg*
      The report button - not just for decoration

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      • #18
        Quoth iradney View Post
        you could do the classic screen shot of the desktop, hide the icons and task bar schtick....works everytime for me ... *efg*
        Too common and we need these programs up quickly sometimes. I don't want to screw up the tech room, just mess with people with a minimal impact on the customer's experience.

        (Although switching all the icons would be funny as hell, why is (application A) coming up when I click on (application B).

        Hmmm
        Quote Dalesys:
        ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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        • #19
          Oooh yeah, you could change the shortcuts...heheheh
          The report button - not just for decoration

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          • #20
            Or flip the screen upside down. Even if you know the trick, it tends to throw people off for a min or 2
            The only words you said that I understood were "His", "Phone" and "Ya'll". The other 2 paragraphs worth was about as intelligible as a drunken Teletubby barkin' come on's at a Hooter's waitress.

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            • #21
              This might take a little work, and it may not even be possible, but if it is, I think it would be hilarious.

              Print out a copy of the screen on a film type thing you can then attach to the screen. No matter what they do, it will APPEAR to them that nothing is happening.

              "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
              Still A Customer."

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              • #22
                If you have a few computers close to each other switch the key boards and mice around so no one can tell what's going on.

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                • #23
                  Chum of mine once showed me how to hex-edit the mouse cursor so that the hot spot (where you actually click) was no longer on the point of the arrow, but on the bottom right of the cursor icon. I can't remember how to do it now, but we did it to a friend who wondered why his mouse wasn't clicking the icon properly half the time.

                  Rapscallion

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                  • #24
                    Wow. If someone did that to me It'd take a long time before I noticed. Heck, at home, half of my keys are worn blank. I only notice that because when I get a new game I usually need to move my hands to new positions for the control scheme.

                    You could always must move and lock the task bar. My system at work has the bar on the right, and every time a tech person has to work on it, he has to actually look at it for a few moments.

                    ^-.-^
                    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                    • #25
                      The ast manager kept on tapping on my door yesterday (you know, the typical knock and run away). So I kept an eye though the peep-hole and when she went to do it again, I flung the door open, hit her hand (didn't hurt, too much). She stopped.

                      I have devised the most EVIL of all EVIL plans to retaliate against her, but this is rather extreme...
                      Quote Dalesys:
                      ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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                      • #26
                        Ohhh! Hang their screwdrivers about an inch from the ceiling!

                        Assuming they're not overly attentive to the roof, that could be fun.
                        I AM the evil bastard!
                        A+ Certified IT Technician

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                        • #27
                          Ooooh... nobody ever looks up!

                          You could hang all sorts of things on ceilings and for some people, it might take years for them to notice.

                          ^-.-^
                          Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                          • #28
                            Quoth draggar View Post
                            I have devised the most EVIL of all EVIL plans to retaliate against her, but this is rather extreme...
                            Well, tell us!
                            "How bloody difficult is it to take care of a DVD?"
                            ~Me after any time I look at the back of a disc~

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