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Miss Superior was at it yet again today. I probably would have had more stories of her for you sooner, but I spent Friday through Monday in bed sick, and so didn't have to deal with her lameness.
So, I am sitting at the bar before my shift, eating my lunch, when she comes back obviously not happy with her only table. The following conversation occurs between her and one of our truly cook chick bartenders, Minnesota.
WARNING: OFFENSIVE RACIST LANGUAGE AHEAD.
MISS SUPERIOR: "I don't mean this to sound racist, but I really hate niggers!"
MINNESOTA: (laughing, half in shock) "I don't think that can sound anything BUT racist!"
MISS SUPERIOR: "Well, it's really not, if you know what it means."
Well, you dumb shit, it really IS. I know what you are trying to say--that you only are referring to asshole black people, not all black people. BBBZZZZZZTTTTTT!!!!! Sorry, Turd For Brains, still a racist thing to say. And please, next time say it just a bit louder so that our patrons can hear you and either be offended or sue our fine establishment for condoning racism.
So, what was she so upset about? Well, naturally I asked her. Please, let me share with you her enlightening answer:
"This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever had to deal with. It is just so petty. I was taking their order, and he ordered wings, and I couldn't hear what kind of dressing he wanted since everyone was talking at once, so I just gave him bleu cheese. Then when he got the wings, he dumped the bleu cheese on the wings before he realized it was bleu cheese, and he wanted ranch. Who just dumps their dressing on without knowing what it is?"
I just nodded, not saying what I was thinking. This is what I was thinking.
1. It's your table, dummy. Take control of it. If everyone is talking, be assertive and find out what everyone wants. If you can't hear or understand what they say about something, ask again. You weren't busy, it was your only table.
2. It's your JOB to find out exactly what your table wants, to get them what they want, and if you make a mistake, to fix it so they are happy.
3. Lots of people will dump a sauce on their food when they naturally assume that their server got them the sauce they asked for!
4. It was YOUR mistake, NOT theirs. It is YOUR fault, NOT theirs.
5. The above all proves that you are, in fact, a racist asshole incompetent bitch fucktrumpet. Stop saying racist shit and claiming its not racist when you are just frustrated about not doing your damn job!
Stay tuned, kids. I get the feeling Miss Superior has much more material with which to entertain us. (And in case you are wondering, it is not just me. Pretty much the whole staff is fed up with her crap at this point.)
So, I am sitting at the bar before my shift, eating my lunch, when she comes back obviously not happy with her only table. The following conversation occurs between her and one of our truly cook chick bartenders, Minnesota.
WARNING: OFFENSIVE RACIST LANGUAGE AHEAD.
MISS SUPERIOR: "I don't mean this to sound racist, but I really hate niggers!"
MINNESOTA: (laughing, half in shock) "I don't think that can sound anything BUT racist!"
MISS SUPERIOR: "Well, it's really not, if you know what it means."
Well, you dumb shit, it really IS. I know what you are trying to say--that you only are referring to asshole black people, not all black people. BBBZZZZZZTTTTTT!!!!! Sorry, Turd For Brains, still a racist thing to say. And please, next time say it just a bit louder so that our patrons can hear you and either be offended or sue our fine establishment for condoning racism.
So, what was she so upset about? Well, naturally I asked her. Please, let me share with you her enlightening answer:
"This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever had to deal with. It is just so petty. I was taking their order, and he ordered wings, and I couldn't hear what kind of dressing he wanted since everyone was talking at once, so I just gave him bleu cheese. Then when he got the wings, he dumped the bleu cheese on the wings before he realized it was bleu cheese, and he wanted ranch. Who just dumps their dressing on without knowing what it is?"
I just nodded, not saying what I was thinking. This is what I was thinking.
1. It's your table, dummy. Take control of it. If everyone is talking, be assertive and find out what everyone wants. If you can't hear or understand what they say about something, ask again. You weren't busy, it was your only table.
2. It's your JOB to find out exactly what your table wants, to get them what they want, and if you make a mistake, to fix it so they are happy.
3. Lots of people will dump a sauce on their food when they naturally assume that their server got them the sauce they asked for!
4. It was YOUR mistake, NOT theirs. It is YOUR fault, NOT theirs.
5. The above all proves that you are, in fact, a racist asshole incompetent bitch fucktrumpet. Stop saying racist shit and claiming its not racist when you are just frustrated about not doing your damn job!
Stay tuned, kids. I get the feeling Miss Superior has much more material with which to entertain us. (And in case you are wondering, it is not just me. Pretty much the whole staff is fed up with her crap at this point.)
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