it's all CS.com's fault (Heavy swearing involved)

[Becks]

Asshat is number one, of course.

I do use others, randomly, but I have gotten others at work to mention or even scream about needing brain bleach.

[LabCat]

I use cocktard all the time while driving.

[DesignFox]

I learned assclown and asshat from my BF. So, those were already arrows in my quiver of insulting vocabulary...

However, I have begun using "entitlement whore" ever since joing here.

Can't recall any others off the top of my head, but I do rather enjoy "Skippy the Rectum Chimp"

Since scoping out LOLCats and other such images, "FAIL" has made it into the vocabulary...or specifically "Fail Cat".

[BlaqueKatt]

I've been using asshat and metric fuckton

I actually used the term "metric asston" in a convo at work today-we were discussing the amount of snow we're supposed to be getting

and the new phrase at work is "OW MY BRAIN STEM!"

used to refer to anything painfully stupid due to stealing the term "it's like getting raped in the brain stem by the stupid" from here and using it exactly once.

I believe the exact usage was:
"to quote someone on a message board I frequent " it's like....."

[SubwayGirl]

I use asshat once in awhile. But the one I use the most is entitlement whore or entitlement bitch because we get an awful lot of those.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

DesignFox, you hurt me just now. Seriously. I was in so much agony I swear I thought for a moment I might be having a heart attack or suffered a ruptured organ. It still hurts. Ow.

I took one look at that cat pic, and I I started realizing what I was seeing, started laughing so hard I actually got an intense charlie horse just under my right ribs. Oh, sweet heaven, I'm sore now. It went on for like five minutes. I would have yelled for my husband but I couldn't inhale enough air to speak.

WTF? How the hell do you get a charlie horse in your freaking abs? I'm all full of pain endorphins now. I'm serious.

God, that cat picture is funny. (must'nt look again...do NOT look again!)

[blas]

I told my boss the other day that I'm losing several brain cells each night. He laughed at me. He thought I was kidding.

[cinema guy]

Fucktrumpet. Rusty fucktrombone. Fucktuba.

... fuckpianos? Fuckdrums? Fuckguitars? Fuckviolins? Fuckclarinets? Fuckflutes?

The whole fuckorchestra?

Sadly I haven't had occasion to use a fuckinstrument in polite conversation.

[HalloranElder]

On the down side, Soulstealers' tagline:

Butt, Licking my Butt. Butt Butt Butt....

ran through my head for weeks, to the point where I was apparently singing it out loud (to my own little tune - before I knew it was a song) at work. I had NO idea until someone said "What the hell did you just say?" and I ran it back.

I've been looking for an opportunity to thank Soulstealer ever since, but it was too embarrassing for its own thread.

And for those who don't understand: Two Lumps!

[ArenaBoy]

I've been saying asshat before I came on here but fucknugget and fucktrumpet I use occasionally.

As for Soulstealer's sig, I thought I was the only one who was turning it into a song. It's getting to a point that I might turn it into an acoustic guitar song.

[Geek King]

Why no fuckpianos? Fuckdrums? Fuckguitars? Fuckviolins? Fuckclarinets? Fuckflutes?

Because they don't work.

Wait. Wait a minute. Actually, come to think of it, fuckflute DOES have a nice ring to it. I may have to try it. Anyone else have any ideas on this?

***Band Geek Joke***

Well, I did hear the band director often say fuck'npiccalos.



















Bonus old joke:
How do you get two oboes in tune?
Shoot one of them.

How do you get two piccalos in tune?
Shoot them both.

[Jester]

Oh, entitlement whore! I forgot about that. Yes, I have used that at work, to either amusement or bemusement, depending upon the co-workers who hear it.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Fucktrumpet. Rusty fucktrombone. Fucktuba.

What is it with the brass instruments that they lend themselves so well to this?

Why no fuckpianos? Fuckdrums? Fuckguitars? Fuckviolins? Fuckclarinets? Fuckflutes?

How about fuckharmonica? That might work.
Fuckviola?

Heh heh, reminds me of an orchestra joke:

How do you know a violist is playing out of tune?
Bow's moving.

[Acolyte]

Heh, band jokes. I used to have a whole list of them when I was a band geek. Sadly, I've forgotten all of them...

Also, this site has the best profanity EVER. I'm going to go out and find a reason to use 'Fucktrumpet'.

[Jester]

How about fuckharmonica? That might work.
Fuckviola?

No, but fuckhorn and fuckharp might. I especially like fuckhorn. I think I am going to use it.

Oddly, you would THINK that fuckbanjo would work....but it so clearly DOESN'T.