it's all CS.com's fault (Heavy swearing involved)

[Bella_Vixen]

Asshat--a LOT...especially with the ex. He just latched onto that one.

Assmonkey-occasionally.

Cow (as an adjective)--ALL the time, in my head.

Entitlement whore--on occasion.


Probably a few others, but not many.

[wagegoth]

Entitlement Whore

Fail

Epic Fail

Brain Bleach

I have my own litany of profanity (muted around the kids) so I like the non-profane, highly-apt descriptions on this board.

[Sharsarannon]

Entitlement Whore, Fail, Epic Fail, Brain Bleach, trailer ape, retail monkey, retail slave, sucktacular...

[Jester]

I used "craptastic" the other day to a (cool) customer about something. They cracked up.

[marty]

I've used douchenozzle long before I discovered this site, but fucktrumpet was a new one for me.

[Geek King]

Has "assbag" been mentioned? One of my favorites. So many wonderful images come to mind...

[WanderingSaint]

The wench (that's what Tuchuk women are called, it's not an insult.) had come up with "fucktard" and that became a common word over there. Not crazy about that one because I don't like "retard" as an insult, but I won't lie and say some form of that hasn't come out of my mouth. It has.

"En Retard" actaully means delayed in french, so the word 'retard' means 'almost there, but not quite'. I use the term 'fucktard' (and have for years) in the term the person or situation is 'almost fuckedbut not quite there yet'. Commonly used for people that are generally good but for some reason thier normal selves went AWOL that day. For TRUE bullshat I used 'Fubared' (f*cked up beyound all repair).

I use 'numbnuts' and 'vast dickfriggery' often and learned 'frickstick' here, which I love to use now.

When I was a kid, I though 'Bloody' and 'Sugar Plums' were bad words, because my parents hollered them with such conviction

[Becks]

I have been known to mutter, and even scream out, "Fuckstick cocksmoking bastards"...

[Bella_Vixen]

I have been known to mutter, and even scream out, "Fuckstick cocksmoking bastards"...

Becks, you said that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before you knew this site existed.

[angelicafire]

FUCKHORN! I love it!!

*points out her avatar picture and cries*

[Becks]

Becks, you said that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before you knew this site existed.

Yeah, well, I say it a lot more often now...and have gotten coworkers to join in.

[DarthRetard]

*points out her avatar picture and cries*

As a brass musician myself, I do sympathize. I had the unfortunate oppotrunity to play french horn myself. *sigh* Us poor brass musicians.......

[Geek King]

As a brass musician myself, I do sympathize. I had the unfortunate oppotrunity to play french horn myself. *sigh* Us poor brass musicians.......

It does, however, give whole new realms of possibility to the term "Frenching."

[angelicafire]

It does, however, give whole new realms of possibility to the term "Frenching."

Hey now, I resemble that remark.

[Gravekeeper]

I devised "twittering dickgnoll" this week and am growing fond of it.

As for my workplace "asshat" is commonplace and they tend to learn new things from my shift reports now and then too.

Though a little while back in a moment of aspiration one of my friends yelled "YOU COCKTHIRSY DICKHOUNDS!" at the Heavens. It was an...inspired...moment. I burst out laughing since it just came from no where in the middle of dead silence. But not really a term you can apply on a regular basis. ;p