Things I am not allowed to do at work.

[otakuneko]

Frankly I think this one needs a GF. Any volunteers?

Well then at least his complaints of being broke all the time would be true.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Well then at least his complaints of being broke all the time would be true.

Even scarier . . . he has an identical twin!!! At least his brother has a GF (and according to sources, the brother is a bigger asshole than Ass Man.)

[fireheart]

I am not allowed to sing Russian lullabys to my coworkers or kids to get them to fall asleep.
Even though I don't know any Russian.
No addressing my boss as "Nikita." (Also sidenote: Nikita is a guys name????? )

[gremcint]

I am not allowed to sing Russian lullabys to my coworkers or kids to get them to fall asleep.
Even though I don't know any Russian.
No addressing my boss as "Nikita." (Also sidenote: Nikita is a guys name????? )

tell that the very female Nikita at my job or to the show Nikita and La Femme Nikita

[Seanette]

Or Elton John.

[Marmalady]

Khruschchev, the leader of the Soviet Union from1955 to 1964, had the first name Nikita and was very much a male. Maybe it can be used for both sexes?

[fireheart]

Khruschchev, the leader of the Soviet Union from1955 to 1964, had the first name Nikita and was very much a male. Maybe it can be used for both sexes?

The show I'm referencing my last post from has my friend as this guy, except in a totally bizarre alternate universe type scenario. Look up Danger 5.

Also a new one from today:

-I am not allowed to call myself the Tantrum Master. (keep in mind I work with children)

[Kit-Ginevra]

Call yourself the Tantric Master instead

[Geek King]

When a server is not sliding in the rack easily, I am not allowed to yell, "GET IN THERE" Scorpion style.

How else are you supposed to get servers to listen to you?

When the user asks where she keeps getting the same adware virus from, I'm not allowed to use her internet history to point out she's been on Facebook every day this week.

Apparently this is also racist to point out if you happen to not be of the same skin color.

[April]

Not allowed to bust into client's rooms, pretending to be cops
Not allowed to Gesture at any passing cop vehicle and tell them that their ride is looking for them
Not allowed to tell the guys sagging their pants that their "diaper is full"
Nor can I say they look like a red assed baboon when their red underwear is hanging out

(I work in a Community corrections facility )

[Geek King]

Not allowed to tell the guys sagging their pants that their "diaper is full"

Congratulate them on their weight loss!

[fireheart]

New one from today:

-I am not allowed to smack the courier over the head when he starts looking down my top. (unintentional on my part-my t-shirt was modest for the most part, but when I bend over, it sags resulting in HELLO CLEAVAGE!")

[catcul]

New one from today:

-I am not allowed to smack the courier over the head when he starts looking down my top. (unintentional on my part-my t-shirt was modest for the most part, but when I bend over, it sags resulting in HELLO CLEAVAGE!")

I'm not allowed to ask Fireheart for a picture while on the job.

[fireheart]

I'm not allowed to ask Fireheart for a picture while on the job.

My boyfriend got a full demonstration

[Kit-Ginevra]

And when I read that I thought that 'HELLO CLEAVAGE' was actually written across your top...



Now there's an idea!