Teh salad is Teh Ghey

[marty]

If eating salad makes you gay then there's something God's not telling me about myself that I may need to know about my own sexuality!

He sounds like the kind of guy that will buy a Hummer because his, ahem, manparts are unimpressive.

[donruss]

Sounds like he suffers from TPS (Tiny Penis Syndrome) Maybe he needs to file some reports about it. A cookie to whoever gets the reference, its an easy one tho. Seriously, what a douchenozzle!

[Blade_Raver]

"Do your parents eat salad?"

(AH most likely should say yes)

"Are your parents ghey?"

(AH most likely should say no)

"Then shut up, tosser!"

[PepperElf]

I pwn him almost daily with gay jokes. He usually scurries from my sight. He thought he had the upper hand finding me alone. With a salad, of all things.

reminds me of a guy i knew who loved to mock me for anything he could.
one time he tried to make fun of me for eating doritos while drinking coffee...only everyone else around was like "um? so?" and I was laughing my ass off cos he DIDN'T notice I was eating the chips with caviar.

just set his browser to teh christopher lowell decorating page.
or flirt with him when he calls you gay... cos that'll just scare him

one of my coworkers use to say "that's gay" a lot...but ... well he WAS gay. total sweetheart too (and he gave me good makeup tips!)

[Becks]

AH: You're both fags! <points and laughs. no kidding.>

Like this?

Wow, I better mention to all the guys at work that they are overflowing with ghey when they storm up to my salad bar.

[GingerBiscuit]

Ahhhh, Isn't he cute? Thinking he's hiding his overwhelming homsexual urges by trying to pin them on other people!

Seriously, what sort of 'man' has 'fag' as his worst insult.

[Gravekeeper]

.....well, now I know where part of my grad class ended up working.

I'm vegetarian so I must just be fantastically ghey. -.-

Back in high school when the jock apes started in on the "gay" crap the teachers cracked down on it. So they tried to be clever and develop a code word for it. The code word was, I swear to God: "yag". Needless to say it didn't take long for the teachers to figure that out that complex riddle and throw them in detention again. =p

[MadMike]

Being a gay man myself, I can say without doubt that eating salad does not mean you're gay. Eating MEAT does. ;-)

Doesn't that depend on the meat?

[Becks]

Doesn't that depend on the meat?

Hard salami, from what I've heard.

[Jadedcarguy]

I'm vegetarian so I must just be fantastically ghey. -.-

That's hardcore ghey.

The code word was, I swear to God: "yag".

Wow, that's deep. They must've been shocked when that little code was broken.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Back in high school when the jock apes started in on the "gay" crap the teachers cracked down on it. So they tried to be clever and develop a code word for it. The code word was, I swear to God: "yag". Needless to say it didn't take long for the teachers to figure that out that complex riddle and throw them in detention again. =p

And then what did they come up with after that? Egg?

[Saydrah]

So that crush on my neighbor is the SALAD's fault. Good to know.

[Jadedcarguy]

So that crush on my neighbor is the SALAD's fault. Good to know.

It's something in the dressing, I think.

[Saydrah]

No, I don't put dressing on my salad. Maybe it's the spinach, or the goat's milk feta?

[Jadedcarguy]

No, I don't put dressing on my salad. Maybe it's the spinach, or the goat's milk feta?

I'll go with the goats milk.