Wow. I just got off work. What a day. I won't bore you with the other two idiots I had during my shift, just skip to the last one.
I'll also making it known that I too made mistakes during this incident, nor am I proud.
Anyway, Its almost 5 am. Three guys come in. Two of the guys come to me, and ask me to check their food stamp card. Its impossible to do for us. We just can't check balances anymore. Their friend is in one aslie, stuffing, believe it or not, SOAP of all things into his coat.
He leaves, telling his friends he'll talk to them later.
The two get some small candy, and put it on the counter, giving me their card again. I scan it, run it, it clears. Now the guy wants to buy more stuff. I tell him I'm giving them a chance. Tell their friend to give the stuff back, and I won't call police. Their account is ran, we can track it through that, it be just easiest to give the stuff back. They play innocent. I start calling the police. They get nervous, and start screaming at me to give their card back NOW. I'll told them (stupidly) that when the police get here, we can get it all cleared up. The operator answers, I tell them whats up, description, not being violent, no visiable weapons. THe guy is screaming he is innocent, and wants to talk to them. I give him the phone. (Stupidly move 2). He tries to tell them he has no idea what I'm talking about. He gets angry that the dispatch told him they'll send an officer to clear it up. He hangs up, gives phone to his buddy. I take out my cell phone. He screams at me agian to give him his card back. I pick up my cell phone, this really sets him off and he races around the counter and grabs at me, pulling me around. I lose my phone, the store phone is ringing off the hook. I try telling the guy to give me my phone back. (Mind you, the guy is mostly doing a shoving match, and not throwing punches or kicks at me). Their friend comes back, and one of the guys says <Name>, he took our card!. I try telling the guy to give the shit back, and it'll all be cool. He says he never took anything, and just wanted to know where the Pizza Hut is. (ANyone know of a PIzza Hut open at 5 am??). I finally break free, and for some damn reason, my cell phone doesn't call 911. I dial it, and it went to some recording. The three guys then decide to take off, only once they get outside, the parking lot is swarming with at least a dozen cop cars.
Now the guy who (...danced??) with me was the most polite. The second guy who held the phone away from me got tasered, and was consently resisting arrest. Guess what happened to the third one? Did you guess he got away? You win. He was NO WHERE IN SIGHT. I have no idea how the F that happened.
I give me report. THey give their report. I show police tape. Tape matchs what I said, but not what the two said. I have no idea what happened to the one resisting arrest, but the guy against me is getting trespassing, and maybe assult. It was a good view on tape.
I'm slightly surprised. Even when I got robbed, I never saw so many cops. I mean they were everywhere!!
I'll also making it known that I too made mistakes during this incident, nor am I proud.
Anyway, Its almost 5 am. Three guys come in. Two of the guys come to me, and ask me to check their food stamp card. Its impossible to do for us. We just can't check balances anymore. Their friend is in one aslie, stuffing, believe it or not, SOAP of all things into his coat.
He leaves, telling his friends he'll talk to them later.
The two get some small candy, and put it on the counter, giving me their card again. I scan it, run it, it clears. Now the guy wants to buy more stuff. I tell him I'm giving them a chance. Tell their friend to give the stuff back, and I won't call police. Their account is ran, we can track it through that, it be just easiest to give the stuff back. They play innocent. I start calling the police. They get nervous, and start screaming at me to give their card back NOW. I'll told them (stupidly) that when the police get here, we can get it all cleared up. The operator answers, I tell them whats up, description, not being violent, no visiable weapons. THe guy is screaming he is innocent, and wants to talk to them. I give him the phone. (Stupidly move 2). He tries to tell them he has no idea what I'm talking about. He gets angry that the dispatch told him they'll send an officer to clear it up. He hangs up, gives phone to his buddy. I take out my cell phone. He screams at me agian to give him his card back. I pick up my cell phone, this really sets him off and he races around the counter and grabs at me, pulling me around. I lose my phone, the store phone is ringing off the hook. I try telling the guy to give me my phone back. (Mind you, the guy is mostly doing a shoving match, and not throwing punches or kicks at me). Their friend comes back, and one of the guys says <Name>, he took our card!. I try telling the guy to give the shit back, and it'll all be cool. He says he never took anything, and just wanted to know where the Pizza Hut is. (ANyone know of a PIzza Hut open at 5 am??). I finally break free, and for some damn reason, my cell phone doesn't call 911. I dial it, and it went to some recording. The three guys then decide to take off, only once they get outside, the parking lot is swarming with at least a dozen cop cars.
Now the guy who (...danced??) with me was the most polite. The second guy who held the phone away from me got tasered, and was consently resisting arrest. Guess what happened to the third one? Did you guess he got away? You win. He was NO WHERE IN SIGHT. I have no idea how the F that happened.
I give me report. THey give their report. I show police tape. Tape matchs what I said, but not what the two said. I have no idea what happened to the one resisting arrest, but the guy against me is getting trespassing, and maybe assult. It was a good view on tape.
I'm slightly surprised. Even when I got robbed, I never saw so many cops. I mean they were everywhere!!

(sort of) Fifteen minutes ago I read a livejournal post with the same title as this thread... it was about a hold-up at a chocolate factory. Unfortunately the post is friends-only or I'd link it.

(honor amongst thieves only happens in fantasy books)
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