In which there is no ass

[XCashier]

I want to know where she got that shirt! I'm so freaking tired of buying shirts that sit on my waist as I'm standing but as soon as I move- HI BELLY!

She's probably wearing a men's shirt. I have to buy my shirts from the men's section for that same reason. Women's shirts are always too short in the torso and too tight in the arms, and more expensive than men's.

[Meadhands]

It is sort of a mental conflict for me, I guess. On the one hand, as a guy, I sometimes appreciate when a women is showing off what I will from here on collectively refer to as "the goods." (That is what all the cool kids call it! The more you know! *starwipe*).

On the other hand, sometimes I am just not in the mood to be force-fed the sight of someone's ass. Call me crazy (most guys probably would), but I would overall prefer the long shirts, not only because sometimes I don't feel like staring at someone's gluteus fabulous, but the style just LOOKS better.

On a side note, I am surprised the topic of shirts is so hot. Yes, I too enjoy upper-body coverings. Spread the word.

*EDIT* On second thought, after a brief re-evaluation, I have come to the conclusion that I cannot exclude "ass" as the topic that is actually drawing the responses. Ass it up, people.

[zzapp the witch]

Meadhands is my new favorite person, due to him making me LOL for real this morning.

On the subject of shirts, I too, must wear men's shirts on a regualr basis. Alas and alack, the curvature of large breasteses on the vertical line are not taken into account, leaving my "battle scars" exposed to unsuspecting 20 somethings that seem to think I should be able to airbrush them out.

Cue the creepy topic of the bf that likes to pet them, either because of texture difference, or because I'm a mom, and that in itself is hot.......

Just had to leave you with that. Imma get coffee and regret this after I'm awake.

[Shangri-laschild]

that's why i wear tactical clothes now. Nice pair of pants, button down shirt, and i toss in a simple tshirt... nothing rides up where it's not suppose to go, and i have like a million pockets. (it's my boyfriend's fault for getting me into them, heh)

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I love 5.11's stuff! I've been meaning to get some of those and yeah, the pockets are very nice.

[PepperElf]

On the other hand, sometimes I am just not in the mood to be force-fed the sight of someone's ass.

Well, King of Apple Dandy, I have to agree. I'm usually not in the mood to look at asses ever... well except my boyfriend's cos i think his is cute.

it's sad that so many people don't understand fashion is more than just showing off 95% of your flesh. often, you can get a hotter reaction with the suggestion of what's beneath the clothes, without actually showing it.

case in point... look at Maxim magazine. guys love it even though the magazine doesn't show genitalia or naked women. they might have a naked woman draped in a cloth, but they don't actually show the nipples or genitalia. just knowing what's beneath, just out of reach, can do more than just spreading it all for the world to see.

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

it really depends on the ass for me. some asses I never want see(I can figure out how to fix my own plumbing ) and some I always want to see....

[Meadhands]

Meadhands is my new favorite person, due to him making me LOL for real this morning.

You are most welcome. If I can get you to laugh coffee out of your nose, then I know I have done my job.

Well, King of Apple Dandy, I have to agree.

...? I am equal parts glad and confused.