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  • PA System maddness

    This happened yesterday and I can’t believe I forgot to post it

    To lift moral and make the shop seem more alive, our store has “written off” an iPod, asked all the employees to bring in a few tracks they like, and we have also recorded our own adverts (You can hear me talking about the in-home tech support service we offer )

    All of the music had to be filtered before it went onto the iPod to be played. Fairly obviously, we can’t have swearing, racism or anything like that so someone sat there and checked all the songs before copying them onto the iPod...aaand they screwed up

    With 15GB of songs, the problem is, you don’t always see the mistakes immediately. So we’ve had a few minor ones show up, like an un-cut version of the black eyed peas “Pump it” and having chef’s chocolate salty balls, among others.

    Anyway, I was leaning on the desk chatting to rob when all of a sudden I hear a 2-second intro and I think “Oh SHIT!” because I realise the song that is, by now, blaring out of the PA system is Terrance and Philip – Uncle Fucker. I dashed over the PA system and skipped to the next track and deleted the song from the playlist. I came back to the tech/customer service desk, here’s a surprise; Rob is SWAMPED with complaints. 50 million parents, all with kids who are turning around to each other and telling one another “No, YOU shut YOUR fucking face, uncle fucker” one kid came up to the desk and yelled “FUCK YOU” at full volume at his brother. It took all I could give to not burst out laughing.
    -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

    Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

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  • #2
    Oh.......my dog..... I would have PAID MONEY to see that!
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    • #3
      I'm kinda amazed you guys didn't get fired for that.
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      • #4
        that is awesome beyond awesomeness
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        • #5
          I'm going to need to see video tape of this happening. I'm afraid my life will never be complete if I don't.
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          • #6
            Quoth Evil Queen View Post
            I'm kinda amazed you guys didn't get fired for that.
            well, whoever screens the tracks before they go onto the iPod (which is connected to our PA system) is up shit creak but I wouldn't get fired for it

            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            I'm going to need to see video tape of this happening. I'm afraid my life will never be complete if I don't.
            alas, the only cameras we have don't record sound ;_;

            Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
            Oh.......my dog..... I would have PAID MONEY to see that!
            I got paid money to be part of it, if that counts
            -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

            Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

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            • #7
              Quoth AdvancedFlea View Post
              I got paid money to be part of it, if that counts
              It'll have to suffice. :wistful sigh:
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
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