god makes work for idle techs

[crazylegs]

True. we found that out when we lost about £1500 wortth of cameras....so now we put spiders around them

Spiders can be bypassed, although its common knowledge how I won't post it in a public forum, however PM me and I'll tell you what to look for.

[AdvancedFlea]

I feel it nessicary to point out to everyone that, allthough I was not there, the following has happend as a direct result of myself and gregg putting security devices on...well...the department

Ade said "Oi, Bastard. if you and Botch try some fucking bastard shit like that again, I'm gonna take a fucking safer,shove all the stores spider-release devices inside it Then Jam it sideways up your arse, after that i'm gonna get a bastard spider and spider your arse shut so you aint never going to shit that saver out. Dickheads"

and I should also point out that THIS --> http://www.advancedflea.co.uk/cs/IMG00091.jpg has been left on my desk. the note, which has been attached to it using my screwdriver reads "Attention Morning Tech. Could you diagnose this for a customer? we have looked but we can't seem to work out what the problem is." That laptop is scrap, I recognise it from one I had to write-off last time I was in. I think the problem may be somthing to do with the screwdriver through the casing...or maybe it's what ever has been wedged in the screen...or somthing to do with the mouse being faulty...I dunno. XD

[JustADude]

okaaaay....you're gonna have to explain that one to me ^^;

The puzzle, as originally stated, is "How do you open a box with a crowbar that is inside the box?" In this case, it's "How do you open a Safer with a tool that's inside the Safer?"

[AdvancedFlea]

"How do you open a Safer with a tool that's inside the Safer?"

ooooh, I'm with you now

[Dark-Star]

I forsee much testosterone and salty language expended in the near future.

[AdvancedFlea]

I forsee much testosterone and salty language expended in the near future.

well, when I spoke to ade this morning he did say "yeah, there's a new rule. anyone who messes with security devices gets their legs broken. and the rule applies retroactivly *smiles meniceingly*"

[Tee]

Darn, was hoping there'd be more XD

[AdvancedFlea]

Darn, was hoping there'd be more XD

I'm starting to think people read these because Ade has developed some notioity XD

[Slytovhand]

Ade said "Oi, Bastard. if you and Botch try some fucking bastard shit like that again, I'm gonna take a fucking safer,shove all the stores spider-release devices inside it Then Jam it sideways up your arse, after that i'm gonna get a bastard spider and spider your arse shut so you aint never going to shit that saver out. Dickheads"

Ummm... translation please?

[crazylegs]

One translation coming up

Ade said "Oi, Bastard. if you and Botch try some fucking bastard shit like that again, I'm gonna take a fucking safer,shove all the stores spider-release devices inside it Then Jam it sideways up your arse, after that i'm gonna get a bastard spider and spider your arse shut so you aint never going to shit that saver out. Dickheads"

Excuse me young man of illigitemate birth, if either yourself or the young man who frequently repairs equipment shoddily attempt a fornicating illegitimate fecal matter I'm going to relocate a fornicating safer case, store all the stores spider release keys inside it then forcibly insert sideways into your anus. At this point I will then secure aforementioned bodily part with a spider wrap so that you will bnever defecate that securty box out from your digestive system. You sir appear to have a penis located on your forehead.

Make any more sense?

[cinema guy]

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[AdvancedFlea]

One translation coming up

Excuse me young man of illigitemate birth, if either yourself or the young man who frequently repairs equipment shoddily attempt a fornicating illegitimate fecal matter I'm going to relocate a fornicating safer case, store all the stores spider release keys inside it then forcibly insert sideways into your anus. At this point I will then secure aforementioned bodily part with a spider wrap so that you will bnever defecate that securty box out from your digestive system. You sir appear to have a penis located on your forehead.

Make any more sense?

Ade's spoken grammar is pretty bad, isn't it?

[Slytovhand]

Well done, Crazy!

[jigshoes86]

... You sir appear to have a penis located on your forehead.

That line just triggered the biggest laughing fit which instantly transformed into
a coughing fit (damned cold ) and now I can't stop doing that half-laugh/half cough thing

Actually this whole thread has had me laughing but that line just struck me as particularly funny and chain reaction of laugh/cough was started.

[crazylegs]

Ade's spoken grammar is pretty bad, isn't it?

It could use a little work perhaps.