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  • #16
    Quoth AdvancedFlea View Post
    lol. I would recomend the extended warrenties purely because there are times when that rule is wrong but to be honest, there are only certain things it is worth it on. usually devices where it's either gonna cost a fortune if it does break (LCD TV, Laptops...) or things with mechanical copmponents (Washing machine, dishwasher etc)
    might want to add stove to that one. lost my oven and 3 burners last week due to a short in the oven element. blew out the controller and the elements in less than 10 sec. had to jump back from the sparks. luckily it only blew the breakers and not catch my kitchen on fire.

    have to say that ive never had a ps go on me like that. tvs and monitors left and right. had an old nintendo adapter with the HUGE transformer melt into a blob of stink and heartache once. i was 12 and we couldnt afford the replacement from nintendo, and it was before the universal ones.

    Quoth Geek King View Post
    I've heard six computers blow their power supply, and two of them were mine. One of them went so spectacularly, I just had to open up the blown supply to see what had happened. Turns out, a capacitor had blown so hard that half the rubber/plastic casing on it was gone, and it had knocked a small, capacitor-sized dent in the casing. It sounded like a metal balloon popping when it went.
    love capacitor failure. wanna scare the hell out of yourself have a magneto capacitor fail. wonderfully loud and will blow through a bakelite casing. the cap is the size of a c battery roughly. i rebuilt 4 of them that lost a mag, took 2 weeks to get the replacement casings and then try to rebuild the mag. cause a new mag is $1500 for a small 4 cyl model, and you have to have 2 per engine. i know im in the wrong bussiness when i think what i can make rebuilding them. but its so hard to get in to it ill stay in computers.
    Last edited by Broomjockey; 07-24-2008, 11:45 AM. Reason: merged consecutive posts
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    • #17
      Quoth AdvancedFlea View Post
      Yeah, I saw that happen at school too. was one of the students who did it, and he knew perfectly well what he was doing. I hated that guy.
      Happened at my school too. Twice. The school refused to let the offender sit his year 12 exams (and without a good result in those, he couldn't get into university) until he paid for replacements.

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      • #18
        One of my favorite stories, is about the ONLY time I've ever seen a linux server display a "fatal error" message. (Yes, it DOES exist).


        Me and my dad were building a computer, well somewhere along the line we screwed up and pumped WAY too much voltage through the computer (We think it was short in one of the wires, because the CPU fried before the power supply "exploded"). Not only did the power supply blow, but the CPU, and motherboard too. The whole thing started sparking and caught on fire.

        It's was actually really pretty... did you know that copper burns purple and green? Just imagine a purple and green roman candle going off in your living room... and you wouldn't be far from what this computer did.


        As for the error message, the monitor displayed a linux error message that read:

        "FATAL ERROR"

        For about 2 seconds, before the entire system went... which just goes to show, that the people who say "Linux doesn't crash" are WRONG! All you have to do is blow the machine up...
        <Insert clever signature here>

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        • #19
          Quoth SteeleDragon78
          love capacitor failure. wanna scare the hell out of yourself have a magneto capacitor fail. wonderfully loud and will blow through a bakelite casing.
          Oh, I know that capacitors really do go boom. I was just surprised at the damage done by one that was about an inch long, and smaller around than a pencil eraser. More fun: The computer stayed on after the capacitor went, but, of course, was fully dead once shut down.

          The other four I saw happened at the same time, when the building's surge protection failed, letting a nasty on get through and pop all four at the same time. That was an interesting day.
          The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
          "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
          Hoc spatio locantur.

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          • #20
            Quoth SteeleDragon78 View Post
            might want to add stove to that one.
            oh...well...yeah XD pretty much anything you can't really be without. Stove, washing machine, Fridge, Freezer, Boiler (Hot water & central heating system to americans) all that kinda crap

            Quoth edible_hat View Post
            Happened at my school too. Twice. The school refused to let the offender sit his year 12 exams (and without a good result in those, he couldn't get into university) until he paid for replacements.
            ...did you go to the same school as me? lol

            Actually, another story on a much bigger scale was a few months ago.

            Basically, our building works on Huge power distribution systems. Myself and another guy were working on the server to try and get it back up and going. Now, the server & power distribution systems are in what's called a "dry room" which means that there are no sprinklers in there if there is a fire. only smoke detectors and a carbon dioxide fire supression system which triggers after 60 seconds, wheather you have got out the (small) room or not.

            in this story; Me & mike

            (after we had had to replace some hard drives on the CCTV's RAID array

            Me: Okay! thats the last of them. fire us back up
            Mike: Okay *flicks the circuit breaker back on*
            Power distributor A: hmmmmm-BAAAANG!! *Smoke starts pouring out*
            Me: SHIT!! what the FUCK was that?!
            Mike: erm...distrib A
            Me: Lets just hope the smoke doesn't--
            Smoke detectors: SCREEE! ... SCREEE!... SCREEE!...
            Me: Bollocks.
            Mike: it should leave the firealarms alone, atleast
            Fire Alarms: dooooOOOOOY!-dooooOOOOOY!-dooooOOOOOY!
            Me: Right on cue. come on, lets get out of here before the fire suspressors go off

            so we both left the room. just after we shut the door we heard the doors air-proofer inflate, then saw the room fill with carbon dioxide. couldn't get in there for an hour.
            -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

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            • #21
              Quoth Lingering Grin View Post
              the CPU fried before the power supply "exploded"). Not only did the power supply blow, but the CPU, and motherboard too. The whole thing started sparking and caught on fire.
              I think I've posted this video before, but that reminded me of this
              Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

              http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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              • #22
                Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                I think I've posted this video before, but that reminded me of this
                Ok, that was completly awesome. Now I have something to dream about to keep the heart some users have made so cold warm at night.
                The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                Hoc spatio locantur.

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                • #23
                  I love those guys' poor english lol.

                  I saw that video YEARS ago, but can't remember how I found it
                  -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

                  Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

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                  • #24
                    I had a power supply go off on me...in a bank. I was there replacing the PS in another machine (these were big box machines, and under recall for exactly this problem), when BANG!!! The machine next to it went off. The decrepit looking guard (he must've been like 70) comes running over with his gun out and yells at me to get my ass on the floor. I comply, and then try to explain to him that no, i didn't have a gun and am not robbing the bank. I was able to prove it when i took the PS out of the other machine and showed him the HUGE dent in its case that was left by the capacitor. I had to explain the same thing to the police (i guess one of the tellers called or pressed a silent alarm or something.) That was not a fun day.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Apallo View Post
                      ...I comply, and then try to explain to him that no, i didn't have a gun and am not robbing the bank...

                      our security guards don't even bother when they hear a bang coming from tech. they KNOW it's us lol
                      -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

                      Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

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                      • #26
                        Quoth AdvancedFlea View Post
                        our security guards don't even bother when they hear a bang coming from tech. they KNOW it's us lol
                        Ahh, so they've been conditioned already. Or is it simply apathy from too many bangs?
                        I AM the evil bastard!
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                        • #27
                          Quoth lordlundar View Post
                          Ahh, so they've been conditioned already. Or is it simply apathy from too many bangs?
                          I think it's a healthy mix of both
                          -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

                          Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

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                          • #28
                            our last desktop decided to stop working and my decided that he could fix it. i remember running downstairs after the smoke alarm went off and hearing my mom yelling and smelling fried wires. the tower portion had literally burst into flames after he poked around in it and plugged it back in. funniest thing i had seen in a while.
                            Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

                            I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.

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                            • #29
                              ooh yeah. I've had simalar...in a way...kinda not

                              My dads computer stopped working so I did exactly as I did in the thread-starting-post, taking out all the memory, add-in cards, etc. I took my eyes off it for 2 seconds to make a cup of tea, the only thing that brings my attention back is the smoke detector. I looked around the kitchen draw, grabbed the fire extinguisher and ran back out, filling the computer with dry powder.
                              -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

                              Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

                              A guide for customers about retail

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                              • #30
                                Heheh reminds me when I used to work at a digital copier company... They sold a print server box called a Fiery.. It was more or less a blue box windows NT print server with a fancy LCD display.

                                I was at one of the company's clients on-site and was unseating/reseating cards and cables.. and made a mistake... the ribbon cable from an interface card to the LCD panel.. I flipped it and connected it backwards on accident.

                                Didn't know until I closed the box and powered it up... LCD display was acting funny... then smoke... a muffled "Oh sh--!" and I rip the power cable out the back of the unit..

                                Customers saw the smoke... I drove 20 miles each way to get a new Fiery unit and replace it at the customers premises...

                                Oh, this was back when these units retailed at about 10-20k apiece.

                                Oopsie!
                                Fixing problems... one broken customer at a time.

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