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  • Good news, we have a cyborg at our work now.

    I talked to one of my Co-workers today and confirmed what I long suspected. Awhile ago he left for a week or so and came back with a large scar on the back of his head. Today, my suspisions where confirmed. He was born mostly deaf and now he has a cochlear implant. Everyone is so happy for him. He just got it "turned on" today and is starting to learn how to use it. He will need several months of "tuning" to get it working properly but he is already hearing with it. He is a great guy and I feel so happy for him. He is describing simple things like the crunching of leaves and such that he has never heard before. I just had to share with everyone.
    "Magic sometimes sounds like tape." - The Amazing Johnathan

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    It's amazing how far technology has gone. Being able to give a deaf person the chance to hear even slightly is great.

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    • #3
      Congrats to him

      My cousin, who came over from Israel to visit a whlie ago, also just got his implants done and he's in his twenties. he has to literally re-learn to hear as he grew up, literally, in silence.

      So yes, the joy is shared on a GRAND scale over here ^^
      Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to get out of the blanket nest.

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      • #4
        Neato!

        I hope he enjoys every bit...I bet he feels like a kid, learning and finding new little things you and I adults take for granted now.

        High five to him, and ask him to teach you the Bullshit sign in ASL.

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        • #5
          quick! hide the airhorns!
          I AM the evil bastard!
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          • #6
            I know someone with that implant. A truly amazing device! Medical technology continues to astound me. Honestly, I fully believe that visual implants will be created in the next ten years.
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            • #7
              I can think of two words that sum up the situation perfectly:

              Dude! Sweet!

              Glad to to hear the news (in every sense of the word), and I hope the guy has the added bonus of the scar looking cool.
              ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
              And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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              • #8
                It's great to hear the news (no pun intended, I swear, I just couldn't think of a grammatically correct way to phrase it otherwise.). However, I do have to wonder just how acute his new hearing will become. I'm constantly accidentally sneaking up on people.
                "I call murder on that!"

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                • #9
                  There was a story a while back about a blind man who had an implant put into his brain that hooks up to a wearable computer, and a sensor that sits on his glasses. The glasses transmit information directly to his optical nerve into a display that he sees kinda like one of those marquee type LED screends. It's in 2-color, but he can make out things around him now, which was way cool.
                  Who is this rectal-cranial inverted twit....and where is my sledgehammer??

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                  • #10
                    Quoth ShockQueen View Post
                    There was a story a while back about a blind man who had an implant put into his brain that hooks up to a wearable computer, and a sensor that sits on his glasses.
                    Just keep engineering that technology to be more compact, and the Geordi LaForge visor may just become reality.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth lordlundar View Post
                      quick! hide the airhorns!
                      Remember, he has the ability to control the volume/turn it off.
                      "Magic sometimes sounds like tape." - The Amazing Johnathan

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