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....steak? Really? You REALLY think I want to buy that....
I can't believe that EQ (or anybody really) didn't jump all over this.
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I can't have all the fun on this.
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In our town transient vendors have to register with the police department and get a solicitor's permit after showing photo ID.* It makes it soooo much easier to deal with these guys:
"Wanna buy some meat?"
"Did you register for a vendor's permit?"
"What? Um. Yeah."
"Great. What's you name? I'm going to call the police and check on that. It will just take a moment."
Cue the "vendor" running away as fast as he can.
The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.
At home, we get the driveway repavers. These fools tend to show up during the summer, and always claim to "have some leftovers from another job." Yeah, I really want that motor oil or dirty water dumped on my driveway...
Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari
At home, we get the driveway repavers. These fools tend to show up during the summer, and always claim to "have some leftovers from another job." Yeah, I really want that motor oil or dirty water dumped on my driveway...
Rouge Traders are such a problem over here pretty much every Constabulary has officers soley dedicated to dealing with them.
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