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I PWN U ALL
I have officially won the award for Stupidest Way To Injure Oneself During Work.
Seriously, this is so stupid, I deserve to be on The Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest Work Injuries and have Leif Garrett, Tonya Harding, Loni Love and Gary Busey commenting on my idiocy.
We had an old Disney Movies displayer that had been used out in the baby department to display...well, Disney movies, but it wasn't going to be used anymore and after truck today I was tasked to throw the thing in the compactor.
So I dragged it downstairs, knocking all the plastic racks out of it and making a big noisy mess.
Now, how to dismantle the frame, because tossing the whole thing into the compactor might jam it? I considered bashing out the wooden top with the sledgehammer, but I decided not to because I might end up kneecapping myself.
Instead, I grabbed the crowbar off the baler and started tugging on one of the hard plastic supports. I gave it a really good tug and....
WHAP! I caught the plastic support right in the face. Took a couple chunks out of the skin right about my mouth and probably sloshed my brain around a bit too. Also bled like a mofo.
Then, when I retreated to the bathroom to do some damage assessment and clean up, some guy came in to use the urinal. While he was paying his water bill, his cell phone rang, and he answered it and started blah blah blahing with somebody about speakers. So I decided that would be a good time to take my blood-stained Kleenex and flush it loudly down the toilet MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I have officially won the award for Stupidest Way To Injure Oneself During Work.
Seriously, this is so stupid, I deserve to be on The Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest Work Injuries and have Leif Garrett, Tonya Harding, Loni Love and Gary Busey commenting on my idiocy.
We had an old Disney Movies displayer that had been used out in the baby department to display...well, Disney movies, but it wasn't going to be used anymore and after truck today I was tasked to throw the thing in the compactor.
So I dragged it downstairs, knocking all the plastic racks out of it and making a big noisy mess.
Now, how to dismantle the frame, because tossing the whole thing into the compactor might jam it? I considered bashing out the wooden top with the sledgehammer, but I decided not to because I might end up kneecapping myself.
Instead, I grabbed the crowbar off the baler and started tugging on one of the hard plastic supports. I gave it a really good tug and....
WHAP! I caught the plastic support right in the face. Took a couple chunks out of the skin right about my mouth and probably sloshed my brain around a bit too. Also bled like a mofo.
Then, when I retreated to the bathroom to do some damage assessment and clean up, some guy came in to use the urinal. While he was paying his water bill, his cell phone rang, and he answered it and started blah blah blahing with somebody about speakers. So I decided that would be a good time to take my blood-stained Kleenex and flush it loudly down the toilet MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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