Just had someone who legally changed their name (seen the deed of name change in their file for our records) to Blake 7. I suppose there were worse shows to follow, but still...
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You won't believe this one, but it's for real. On a legal document that just crossed my desk:
V. Jay Hiemenz"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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Quoth EricKei View PostI know someone whose maiden name was Martini; she was first introduced to her husband by a lady by the name of Champagne
I have an uncle Martin whose last name is fairly unwieldy and begins with an I. Instead of first-initial-last-name, like everyone else's emails in the company, they went with first-name-last-initial because the last name is so long. His email id: martini
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I went to school with brothers who had the last name "Whore". I often wondered what their mother said to their father when he told her what his last name was for the first time. Luckily, there were no sisters.Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!
If you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell! ~Trinity from The Matrix
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Quoth drunkenwildmage View PostLocal urologist... Dr Richard (you can call me Dick) Tapper....
Lately I have been dealing with a (female) customer with the last name of Dickman.
I went to school with a Frank Sinatra...and yes, I'm from New Jersey.
My elementary school principal's last name was Finkelstein. Not an uncommon name, I'm sure, but it just made me feel bad for him. Also, my kindergarten teacher's name was Mrs. Hyman."I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"
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Walked past a desk today at a customer's with the name plate on it saying "Mike Koch".I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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There is a doc at my local ER with the name of Dr. Pepper.http://www.customerssuck.com/?m=20080203
My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is telling me.
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I went to school with a Crystal Ball, a Dustin "Dusty" Rhodes, and a young man with the unfortunate last name of "Horney," my high school principal was (another) Joe King, and a couple of years ago, I worked with a girl named "Tequila." Oh, and had a movie store customer many years ago named Tim Curry
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My friend had a student in her graduating class who had come to America from some other country, not sure which. His parents had decided to give their son a more English name when they came over. Unfortunately Mr. and Mrs. Pan decided to name their son Peter.
And not a last name but a school I was doing portraits at had a set of twins named Abra and Kadabra.It makes sense.
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I had a sectional instructor in band who had the unfortunate name of Miss Teats.
This was in high school, so you can imagine the snickers.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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