Monty Python...

[Lace Neil Singer]

(Matthias is about to be stoned to death)
Matthias: Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just for saying "Jehovah".
(Everyone gasps)
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse?! How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!


Brian: I'm not the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are, lord, and I should know... I've followed a few.
Followers: Hail Messiah!
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity!
Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right... I AM THE MESSIAH!
Followers: HE IS! HE IS THE MESSIAH!
Brian: NOW, FUCK OFF!!!!
(there is a long awkward silence.) Arthur: How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?
Brian: Oh, just go away! Leave me alone.


Mandy: Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!


(forcibly stops self from quoting any more)

[Caveat Emptor]

The Latin lesson from Life of Brian is one of my all-time favourite film scenes. Its up there with the Marseillaise scene from Casablanca and Russell Crowe trashing the Christmas lights in LA Confidential.

"People called Romanes, they go the house?"
"It says Romans Go Home !"
"No it doesn't..."

"Eunt?!? What's eunt!?!?"

"Now, write it 100 times before morning, or I'll cut your balls off."