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"Touch my feet, I will kick your ass."
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"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor -
"A said that you can lay some eggs if you want to. I mean take. Take some eggs."Comment
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"I switched ears, now I can hear you."SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!Comment
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NO! I will not be subjected to this electric shock treatment! NO!Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeperComment
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"The chicken and rice...what's in it?""Now, don't feel bad. It's not you, it's me. I don't like you." - Aeryn, Farscape
Suddenly you realize...you're not alone in the Universe - farchild628Comment
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"Don't you hate it when you are trying to shake the bottle so it's more impressive when you pop the cork, but the cork pops early and ruins the whole effect"
"please say you are talking about champagne"If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the songComment
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"Can you explain it to me again - my head's all fuzzy right now""This isn't a home, this is a swirling vortex of entropy." - Sheldon "The Big Bang Theory"Comment
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"So, I've got a new project. I want to release an album entitled, 'To be anally violated by a pitchfork'. I'd market it as being similar to Britney Spears. That would mean that when someone looks at a Spears album on Amazon, they might just see the words, 'If you liked this album, you might also like To be anally violated by a pitchfork.' I don't particularly dislike Ms Spears, but I think this would be hilarious. So, want to be a backing singer?"
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"Yeah it was close to the turtle"Comment
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"I'm on a mission from God!"
"To talk on your cell phone in the bathroom?"Voodoo is a very interesting religion for the whole family, even those members of it who are dead. - Good OmensComment
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"Did you find my second sock?"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"These 8 Balls suck!!"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"Pirates make everything better. Pirates, monkeys, and zombies.""For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ GravekeeperComment
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"They were honking their horns and giving me the finger...it was awesome!"I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"Did he get attacked by trolls or something?""For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ GravekeeperComment
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