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"Quick - whose number is this??? 867-5309..."
(in chorus) "JENNY!!!"
(in chorus) "JENNY!!!"
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"You don't want me. I'm the kiss of death.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"Please keep in mind that while dealing with her, she has a personality disorder and you may get the Care Bears one minute and Jigsaw the next."Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. ~ Robert HeinleinComment
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Written on my maintenance report: "Will steal a truck and finish the job on Thursday."Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"Aww look, they're mating! They're f***ing folders!"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"I need one of those...those...strap-ons..." (Note to coworker B: the term is cordless phone...not strap-on)"And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--ShakespeareComment
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"Boxheaddude has been bitten by a vampire."
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"Beavis, the roses need water!"
"No Dip, Sherlock. Anything else, Miss Obvious?"Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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"It smells like foot. Or butt. Maybe more butt than foot."Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"Why do our systems suck?" (a rhetorical question, obviously)"I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"Comment
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"My till just REALLY LIKES YOU, okay?!"Comment
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"Why not get paid to take a dump"Comment
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"That's a holy sign from the church of Saint Bastard."
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"Either way, you are going to get peed on."Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"Better jailbait than masturbate!"
"Gee, that's deep. Should we have that put on your tombstone?"
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"What gets harder the longer you play with it?"
"You?"Last edited by Irving Patrick Freleigh; 02-24-2012, 10:44 PM.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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