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**Bella_Vixen** · 07-08-2009, 05:22 AM

"I feel as bright and crisp as a fresh Spring morning...or bacon. I forget which."

**cinema guy** · 07-08-2009, 11:10 PM

I survive on tea and fags.

**Sauletekis** · 07-09-2009, 08:48 PM

"Let me just get it up for you now..."

**Dasota** · 07-09-2009, 10:49 PM

"It looks like someone jizzed all over my shoes"

"So you're covered in cum and coke, no biggie"

**crazylegs** · 07-11-2009, 10:05 PM

There are two other lanes, pick one and bugger off!

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My sole experience of grenades is console based...

**HorrorFrogPrincess** · 07-12-2009, 12:05 PM

I'm the coolest mad cow this side of Stank River!

**Beckduer** · 07-13-2009, 06:42 PM

"You're going to need to put on some pants, first!"

**crazylegs** · 07-13-2009, 07:11 PM

That's alright, I'll just ram them from behind!

**Dips** · 07-13-2009, 08:44 PM

Well, he didn't buy enough roosters, so they were too tired to chase me.

**DGoddessChardonnay** · 07-13-2009, 10:08 PM

Curtis, you better have a talk with your brother. He's got it in his head he's better looking that you are.

**daleduke17** · 07-15-2009, 03:00 AM

Wyoming is a myth.

**Spiffy McMoron** · 07-15-2009, 03:41 AM

"That looks pretty good!"
"Looks are deceiving."

"Look, I didn't want it to come to this, but fuck your face, dickbag."

**technical.angel** · 07-15-2009, 05:06 PM

"oh, hey! I wiggled it and it came on!"

**crazylegs** · 07-15-2009, 06:44 PM

I shudder to think of the state of your knickers right now!

**DGoddessChardonnay** · 07-18-2009, 01:07 AM

Paul is totally hopeless . . . with a dash of helpless thrown in for good measure.

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