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Then the elves started to salsa...
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"I just felt like playing with cheese today."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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I could fit a half-dozen fourteen-year-olds under my bed!
So that's why your classes are getting smaller?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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"Feed the artists. We're kinda like the poor, only we're more fashionable and say more interesting things.""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"I was the initial point of contact for the Environmental Health Officer. I didn't really take to him."
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It's so cold out there that I think my sperm count went up.Comment
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"I'll just look in my box. Oh crap, what did I just say?"
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"Hey! I resemble that remark!"
"Oh shit...I'm still wearing the boxers I wore to bed last night."Comment
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"mines bigger and longer"Comment
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Dontcha just love managers who talk out of their ass all the time?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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One of my rather colorful coworkers: "Did you just fart? It smells like sperm back here."
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"It's colder than the devil's balls!"......../\
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"I managed to get the box packed, but I had a little trouble with the gun and the sword.""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"I am moved to point out that the version of events detailed in your complaint bears scant resemblance to my recollection of same and some of the claims made therein are highly offensive. The version you choose to believe must remain a matter for your conscience."
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"Uh-oh."
"No, it's ok. His head's supposed to come off."Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.Comment
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