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"Barbie's a whore. I'm gonna punch Tim in the face."
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Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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"It does strange things when it wakes up. Kinda like most people."
"We need a real poltergeist around here.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"Where do we keep the nukes?""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"Since you're vegan, does that mean you're immune from swine flu?"
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I AM the karate kid!"Honestly officer, he asked for a shot and I gave him one. Why do you need the handcuffs?" - MannersMakethManComment
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"Now, I have to WORK!"
"Sorry, I'll be less efficient next time."SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
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"Aroooo!"
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"I'm like an opposite magnet...like instead of a magnet, I'm the retractor thing...ya know?"
"Attention: There is a fire truck in front of the building for anyone who is interested in an up close and personal tour."
"There's no kind of bacteria that's gonna live through habanero juice!"Last edited by thatcrazyredhead; 10-02-2009, 05:58 PM. Reason: Added another quote instead of double-posting"Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - GravekeeperComment
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LK: *laughs at something on her computer*
KG: All right, what's going on over there?
LK: Oh, it's y'know, on the... I'm surfing at work!
KG: You're what?
LK: I'm Googling the Googles!
JT: We had White Russians after dinner last night.
Me: You wha... Oh, the drinks!
JT: Yeah, not people.
TD: Do they make African American Russians?
JT: (to a co-worker who just returned from vacation) I heard Hawaiians don't like Americans.I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
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Aww shit, I got a peanut down my shirt.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Duct Tape Advertising.Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?Comment
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"You know how they have attack dogs to guard places like the White House and stuff? Well I want an attack CHIMP! One that'll rip faces off!"I have CDO. It's kinda like OCD, but the letters are where they should be!
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F...Comment
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"I believe in raisins."
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