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"Don't look at my arm fat."
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"Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably -
"I can't believe it. She flattened my d**k with a steamroller of emotions."
"I've seen your d**k. That wouldn't be hard. I mean the flattening, not your d**k."
I overheard this exchange today being shouted from the back room at my former retail plantation:
"Get the ramrod out of your ass and hand me that hoe!"
(sardonically) "Okay!" *glass shatters*
"Go f**k a buffalo!"
The receiving people at that store have always loved each other.
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"Don't make me flick the lights on and off."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"We just got a customer complaint that somebody yelled, 'suck my d**k!' in the parking lot. I don't know which one of you did it, but you should consider yelling, 'suck my third leg!' instead. -Signed, <corporate HR lady>"Comment
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I think they should rename President's Day. Are we sure we want to honor ALL the presidents??Comment
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Oh Paula Deen, oh Paula Deen, oh won't you be my tangerine....Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"So...Are you ready for the big blow?""And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--ShakespeareComment
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"It's a good idea to stay on top."
"Is this position good?""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"You say tomato, I say... go f**k yourself!!"Comment
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"I'm glad you're laughing."
"I'm only laughing because we're not allowed to start cursing."PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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"I don't want to sit on that. I might contract some chair-borne ass disease."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"...I'm close, but I was blowing up that program all night long..."
"Y'all hear that? He's been blowing all night long!"
"Um... I'm trying to wrap this up and you're making it really hard"
"That's what he said"
"Ok enough, you need to stop and pull back that's a bit much"
"That's what she said!!!"
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real... real... bad, get out!!"
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"Sloppy seconds again!""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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"I think its got vegetables in it."Comment
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"B, why am I so tired?"
"Becaused you're overworked and underpaid?""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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