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"Have you been drinking drain cleaner again?"
"...no."
"Oh. If you were, I was going to ask you to save some for me."
"...no."
"Oh. If you were, I was going to ask you to save some for me."
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Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily -
"I'm like Jesus... "Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - DresdenComment
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"Did you just say, 'I'm warm and bored' ?!?""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"I promise, it won't suck out your soul."SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!Comment
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4 i can bang out real quickComment
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"Did you wet yourself?"
"Yeah..."
"Awwww!"I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
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<SeniorAdmin> Mr. Kawa can do the penance of not having his stuff done in a timely manner by assisting all the other slow people to get their stuff pushed out.
<SeniorAdmin> Muwahaha. And all that Jazz.
<L3> Go Jazz!
<SeniorAdmin> L3: fixed
<L3> awesome thanks, what was borked?
<SeniorAdmin> neutrinos...
<Me> ...But Nintendos pass through everything!Last edited by Midorikawa; 04-08-2010, 03:23 AM.Coworker: Distro of choice?
Me: Gentoo.
Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.Comment
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"That's why we get these. When they're done in the mud we can just hose them down." ...................."The boots or the kids?"Last edited by Food Lady; 04-08-2010, 03:45 AM."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"take the rubber off and touch it!"Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazesComment
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"So, time for hot chipmunk lovin'?"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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I don't read by learning.Comment
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If it's not sloppy, it's not good."I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
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"motherf***ing piece of f***ing s***! Go die in a f***ing fire, you useless, retarded 2 bit piece of s*** pile of silicon! ...What the f*** is wrong with you?! I'll f***ing slagbomb you!"Coworker: Distro of choice?
Me: Gentoo.
Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.Comment
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"So, Mr. McMoron, I have a question. You know the phrase 'shit a brick'? Is it physically possible for a human to actually 'shit a brick'?"I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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