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  • #1981
    "I'll ship this no-POST server back to OCD inventory boy. I swear he's got his beard caught in his panties or something..."
    Coworker: Distro of choice?
    Me: Gentoo.
    Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.

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    • #1982
      "A flying fuck? Is that the mile-high club?"

      Rapscallion

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      • #1983
        "I'll sever his hose alright!"
        "Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
        "Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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        • #1984
          Admin1: What are you doing?
          Admin2: Working.
          Admin1: No you're not! You're sitting there doing nothing!
          Admin2: Am not!
          Admin1: Then what?
          Admin2: I'm...not forgetting about this downed server!
          Admin1: One track minds...I swear...
          Coworker: Distro of choice?
          Me: Gentoo.
          Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.

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          • #1985
            just stick it in there, you dont have to touch it

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            • #1986
              "....so I've lowered my standard."


              "Good. I appreciate that."
              "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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              • #1987
                "GUM? Your emergency run to the drug store was for gum?"
                "I was having a craving!"
                "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
                -Mira Furlan

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                • #1988
                  "Of course. IT won't let us on a site that allows us to do our jobs more efficiently, but we can get on the (local shock jock's) website just fine."

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                  • #1989
                    So this is where the dicks come out?
                    No trees were killed in the posting of this message.

                    However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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                    • #1990
                      Me: Shit. Shitfuckdamn.
                      Coworker: Those aren't happy thoughts.
                      Me: Rebooting the wrong server doesn't make me a happy thoughts kind of guy.
                      Coworker: Damn.
                      Coworker: Distro of choice?
                      Me: Gentoo.
                      Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.

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                      • #1991
                        "Have you heard from that snow sock?"
                        “I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic hatreds.” -George Carlin

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                        • #1992
                          "She was in Residential Evil."
                          SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
                          SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!

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                          • #1993
                            "Hang on, I've got to put that back in my pocket now!"

                            "I only blew on it, I didn't lick it."

                            Rapscallion

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                            • #1994
                              "I don't know..."
                              "I'll throw in a monkey"
                              "Okay!"

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                              • #1995
                                "I'm sure you get major points off for spelling the professor's name wrong."
                                SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
                                SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!

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