Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[KabeRinnaul]

"He's like a scrawny little white guy. But he's got that thick beard. It's like he's a bear and a twink at the same time."

"I should just rent New Moon and go entirely gay."

[C. Cecil Ivanish]

"Do they speak French in France?"

[Midorikawa]

Server Admin: "Martha Stewart got ahold of our power cycle notes page."

Network Admin: "Promote a level 1 tech to be power cycle monkey!"

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

"It's so cold in my office I could keel over and die, and you wouldn't notice because I would decompose."

[crazylegs]

She'll only need to ride a small one...

[C. Cecil Ivanish]

"Is that a box? IS THAT JOAN'S BOX?"

[vettech4life]

"He's limping because he masturbates to much."

[TawnyMyst]

"We must have a cock fight and use glow in the dark condoms."

"Don't forget the lightsaber sound effects"

[Midorikawa]

Coworker: Why isn't <dim coworker> talking to a tier 3 tech instead of an admin?
Me: Because he likes raising my blood pressure.
Coworker: Sounds like he's doing a good job.

[sarasquirrel]

"Don't waste paper, draw below your turd."

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"Do you know how long my underwear was wet??"

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

"I was due another mental breakdown anyway."

[Amusement Gal]

"Please do not pull down on your top. Please do NOT pull down on your top." - Sup covering for an operator when people kept closing their doors. I seemed to be the only one heard it differently.

[Midorikawa]

coworker1: DAMMIT! 3 DDoSes in 1 day?!
coworker2: Sounds like the script kiddies are having one last hurrah before going back to school, eh?
coworker1: *grumbles* yep. sure looks it. This box is having it's trash kicked. 700Mbit/S.

[Rapscallion]

"She may be useless at her job, but I find her great for getting rid of untimely erections."

Rapscallion

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Mr. Tae Kwon Do got his ass whipped by a blueberry milkshake