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"Roger comes before Theresa."
"That explains why they're divorced."
"That explains why they're divorced."
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"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
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"RD, stop bleeding all over my server room!"
" 'm bleedin'?"
"look at your hand!"
"Ahhhhh!!! Fuck! 'm bleedin'!!!"Comment
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Admin(loudly): "Fuckin' A man! It's hot in here!"
From a few aisles over: "...Dude! Fuck a B. More holes thattaway."
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Admin1: This server is about to die...fans sound like they're grinding hamburger meat, and it's throwing MCEs like like a paperboy.
Admin2: Nah. It's been doing that since I got here 2 years ago.
*server makes a pop, then shuts off*
Admin2: Aww! I jinxed it!Coworker: Distro of choice?
Me: Gentoo.
Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.Comment
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"So, what are the seven deadly sins?"
"A good challenge."
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"I love having these cabinets here. Now I don't have to bend over my desk."Comment
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Coworker: "In the future, I'm going to refer to all sexual activities as 'genital gymnastics'"
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Tier3 support: This customer with <ungodlylongdomainname.com> won't sync to ns0.
Admin: That's probably in his best interest. I don't want that to sync either. Poor server.Coworker: Distro of choice?
Me: Gentoo.
Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.Comment
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"Last time I saw that much beer I was having a party"
"Well, maybe he got wind you were leaving and he's going to throw a party"
"Well thanks for that"Comment
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"What's wrong with debtor's prison, that's what I want to know?"
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"I'm going to make like an elephant and get the fuck out of here before the poachers kill me."
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Manager has wide eyes and says "WELL! She has a cheek to phone me and say that!"Customer "why did you answer the phone if you can't help me?"Comment
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Oh just lube it up and shove as hard as you can.Comment
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"That was one of the more bizarre conversations I've had. Actually, no, it wasn't. Definitely in the top thousand, though. Perhaps ranking about 800?"
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"Our accountant has done a big fraud and disappeared."
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