Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[edible_hat]

"You might as well get rid of all these magazines and just sell a photo of Britney Spears."


"Two in one bra... don't you normally fit two in one bra? I've never heard of a pair of bras."


"I hope that's a typing error and there really isn't a company called C*nt Services."

[draftermatt]

"That's the fastest you've ever been"

"Wow, I almost said 'that's what my wife tells me'"

[edible_hat]

Tropical arsehole? Is that when you fart and it smells like mango and coconut?

[scroob]

"I just finished my sexual training! They taught me..."
"You're too old to run around town half-naked. And you're too young to run around town half-naked!"

"Excuse me miss? Do you have a noose I can use?"
"No, I used it at work yesterday. I am just starting to recover"

[edible_hat]

"It's another ingenious way of getting sugar into children."

[crazylegs]

Well, she is only a stalker.
A stalker who now has access to heavy weaponry.

[Shangri-laschild]

I'm not like 13, I don't go around licking everything

[KhirasHY]

"So I threw my condom on her wall and left."
"HER wall?"
"Yeah, I was a little upset."

"He's not bad, but anyone who says 'like' 6 times in a sentence needs to be slapped."
"Like a Rhinestone Cowboy?"
"I hate you."
"No you don't, you're just trying to make me feel better."

[wynjara]

I guess you could kill Smurfs with a ping pong ball.

[edible_hat]

"Did you give me a million dollars of ten cent pieces while I wasn't looking?"
"No, it was two million."
"That's OK then."

[cinema guy]

"Together again."
"Like Butch and Sundance, except without the the cliff."
"There had better not be a cliff."

[scroob]

We will grow old together and shove suppositories up each other's asses

[nomorecarts]

"it says key PIN, press enter, what do I do?"

[edible_hat]

"Oh my God!"
"Yes?"
"You're not a god."
"Yes I am, I'm the god of annoying people."
"More like the god that annoys people."
"My work here is done."

[Rapscallion]

"You know, if I was romantically inclined, and fifteen years younger ... I still wouldn't stand a chance."

Rapscallion