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"Automatic Garden Gnome Launcher."
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Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong. -
"Oh great, she tells me I sound sexy, he tells me I sound scary and now you tell me I sound old"
"Be careful, he wants children!"
"Not from me! I don't have an oven, they took it away"Comment
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*sound of pain at a sudden bright light*
"What? Are you a mogwai or something?"
"Something, but you don't get a clone of me when I get wet."Comment
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"I have to go and drive a tuba"“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic hatreds.” -George CarlinComment
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"Yes!, we have no bananas!"“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic hatreds.” -George CarlinComment
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"I'll just take a swan dive ... Onto a horse."
D: "The Germans are trying to take over the world... one theatre at a time."
JJ: "Trying to finish what they couldn't before."
JB: "Hearts and minds, man."
"Everybody should suck a dick at least once a year."
"We could trade it... for effects!""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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A: Is C gone?
B: Yeah, she had a doctor's appointment.
A: Why'd she do that? I've got a finger...
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - DresdenComment
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Me: ARGH! Fucking windows! Stupid-assed shitty operating system. Needs to die in a fucking fire!
Coworker: Hey. It's not Windows' fault. It's bad blood. It can't help it.Coworker: Distro of choice?
Me: Gentoo.
Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.Comment
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"We all stay in on area where the lions can't get us."The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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"I can see the little green thing sticking out just there"
I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - JoiComment
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Don't worry Jeff, I won't touch your bone.Coworker: Distro of choice?
Me: Gentoo.
Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.Comment
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"Sorry, I got to go. I left my vibrator on."SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!Comment
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"I didn't think the Graphics lab would be a lab, though."SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!Comment
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"I'm pimping myself out for ice."Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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Boss M "i don't have control!" "Would you stop touching it and just give it to me!?"I am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense
Once is an accident; Twice is coincidence; Thrice is a pattern.
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