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"Are you drinking already?"
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Eeep! I pea'd in my cleavage!Don't tempt pixies, it never ends well.
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"Unless, by some miracle, the Money Fairy waps me upside the head.""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
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"We now return you to your regularly scheduled blowjob.""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"Because while everyone likes kinky hoes, nobody likes a kinky hose.""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"I hope that piece of Korean isn't still on the table when I get to work."Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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Me: "I'm still sober after eating that chocolate."
Other MOD: "That's depressing."
Me: "I know."Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"So, how drunk was my child last night?"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"Your mouse bait sandwich is ready!"The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.
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"If I have a thing for red-headed guys, and I also have a thing for short guys, does that mean I have a thing for leprechauns?""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"You keep whores on your desk?""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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I don't care if you have a car, put on the damn fishnets!Childrenofthenight.Thecomicseries.com/comics/latest
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Well I didn't know you were going to put it in your pants!Comment
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"Hey look, Punky Brewster on DVD. That's your favorite show, right Irv?"
"Yeah, okay. Soleil Moon Frye totally filled my spank bank when I was 4. You got me."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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