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Just link him to youporn.
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Sign I made for my door: YOU are the RAIN on my PARADE OF SUCK.
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"My brother is discriminating about his illegal substances.""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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One CW to another:
"That's understandable; the rest of your family's as crazy as you are!""Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - GravekeeperComment
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Me to CW: "Don't make me stab you."
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"Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - GravekeeperComment
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What is it with all the managers in this store? Ain't one of you got a butt.
My mama spanked me a lot when I was a baby.
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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I'm gonna just pull this outta my butt, then it'll match what's coming outta your mouth.Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - DresdenComment
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"So, I was driving along and I saw a sheep stuck halfway through a fence..."
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"You can't prove I drew the penis on that box!"
"Well it didn't just appear there as a sign from God."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Unless it did, as a sign that you [the denier] are a dick.Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostPWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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"Well maybe they're just angry peas.""So you think they named this ship the "Chimera" because there's a monster on board?" Tony DiNozzo
"They did not name it the puppy" Ziva David - NCIS, ChimeraComment
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"I don't watch porn. I make it, baby!"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"i can spot a jew a mile away"
"i can almost see her kooka"Comment
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"Have a wonderful mushroom-colored day!"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"are you going to get a stripper?"Comment
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