Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Sunshine]

thats a nice outfit she's almost wearing.

another from the same night

spandex is a priveledge NOT a right!

[BeenThereDoneThat]

(in response to a coworker's statement that something a woman wanted to order was sold out)

Oh, poopies! [apparently said with a British accent, no less...]

[Rapscallion]

"If it helps, I have a couple of days off starting tomorrow lunch. I can go fuck your mother if it makes you feel better."

Rapscallion

[Jay 2K Winger]

(via office IM)

(this was after the quake)
"Glad to hear you're still alive"
"I'm not. I'm talking to you now from Hell. We have the Internet. Sadly, it's AOL."

[BeenThereDoneThat]

"There really should be an existence test. If you don't pass, you don't get to live."

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"So Irv, what can you catch but not throw?"

"Gonorrhea!"

[TowelKing]

T: No, it was more like 8". Right R?
Me: You wouldn't know anything about 8" T.

[Rapscallion]

"I'd make a terrible woman. I'd want to see what else would fit in there. I'd end up in accident and emergency so often I'd have a frequent flyers card."

Rapscallion

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I'm a Barbie Girl
In a Barbie World...
My boobs are plastic
They're fantastic....

[BeenThereDoneThat]

"OMG...it was in my PANTS!!"

[dragon_wings]

Two from today:
'You just got nailed!'
and
'Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!'

[Rapscallion]

"Mate, you've got to go have a piss in there. It's great!"

Rapscallion

[daleduke17]

"I can't believe it, they're getting stupider"

[thatcrazyredhead]

"My mom sees me as an employee. 'We're going to have to talk about your production. You only called three times this year.'"

[BrenDAnn]

"The woman (manager) needs to be on some sort of medication or something!"