Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Gamegirl]

"Really?" said in a very sarcastic tone.

[dragon_wings]

'Oh I know, I have to beat it too.'

[thatcrazyredhead]

"Aah, so that's where all of my sticky pads went. Ooo, drugs!"

[BeenThereDoneThat]

"I swear, every day I wait for that one person to call who I can't figure out how they managed to get through life so far, and I just got that call...I'm good for the rest of the day!"

[Rapscallion]

"I'm now having nightmares, yet I'm still awake."

Rapscallion

[BeeMused]

This looks like poo with glitter! We'll have to name it glitterfart, I guess.

[BrenDAnn]

"Look! Look! It's long enough! It's long enough!"

[Jay 2K Winger]

"Look! Look! It's long enough! It's long enough!"

From the "That's what SHE said" file....

[BrenDAnn]

I swear, Jay, my co-worker said that...not even realizing how badly her words could be taken by the rest of us standing there. That's what SHE said, indeed.

[ParkingWitch]

You do know I'm the type of bitch that WILL bring a gun to a knife fight?

[Rapscallion]

"Chthulhustapler rises. Ftag'n!"

Rapscallion

[thatcrazyredhead]

Boss: "See, that's what you all have in common: pain!"

New CW: "Oh, so that's what this unit is about!"

[Jay 2K Winger]

CW: "Someone brought in beer!"
J2K: "That's O'Douls. That's not beer. It's beer-flavored."

[SuperDan]

R: "We're going to have to lay seige on the suites."
B: "Ooh, can I build a trebuchet?"
R: "We don't need a trebuchet. The suites don't have castle walls."
B: "Aww, but what fun is laying seige without seige engines?"

[SuperDan]

Sometimes people just need to be stabbed in the eye with a screwdriver.