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"The way I see it, everyone's lives would be greatly improved if I could telekinetically hurl people into the sun."
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PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk! -
"Did you put baby shoes on the monkey?""Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - GravekeeperComment
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"Am I still a cat?"The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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"I just took a crap so big I ended up hungry."
RapscallionComment
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"Oh, no, you can do him first."
I love it when customers are unintentionally dirty
"And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--ShakespeareComment
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Other MOD: *with a wide-eyed stare of amazement* "We're watching the SQUIRREL!"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"If I could find the damn body, I'd know where the head was at!""Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - GravekeeperComment
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"That's my ass bath!"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"You're right about putting wood in your mouth. It's hideous"The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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1: "Can I pay you in vodka?"
2: "Oh, whatever...yes, that could work. I suppose it depends on how much vodka."
1: "I can give you like a bottle or something."
2: "Yes, well, we'll sort it out when we get to the liquor store."Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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Me: Can we line up SC1, SC2, and SC3 and I can smack them with a fish? And can it be frozen?
CW1: How about an aluminum bat?
CW2: How about a machete? ON FIRE!The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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Coworker B: "Who is Lady Gaga?"
....Yes, she was serious."And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--ShakespeareComment
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"I think [the dog] is building a hive behind your car seat."Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"Actually ma'am, the return policy for custom order items is right there on the web page when you look at the exact item you want..."
"What? I never read that stuff! Who cares what it says??"
"Uh...I care...""I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"Comment
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'Its made from liquid cocaine!'Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
Supernatural 9-13-05 to forever
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