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"Well now we know who won't be in charge of the nuclear reactor."
"Well now we know who won't be in charge of the nuclear reactor."
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Guys have to do the smell test.I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"how big is it?"
"theyre huge"Comment
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"there's a fine line between humiliation and S&M"
"and this place feels like it's crossed it"
"what do you think he'd do if you were to ask him if he was gay"
"well, he could always say 'well, there's an open room, wanna find out'"
"and how would you respond to that"
"I'd be getting out my master key and asking for a room number"
"what's the most honest job description you've ever had"
"for me the most honest was 'your job is to slip them a mickie, lube them up, and get them ready for me to penetrate them'"
"what the hell type of job was that"
"customer service"If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the songComment
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"I'm not blowing my kitchen up... You're such a boy sometimes ""I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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"He's such a germaphobe he sprays an entire can of Lysol if someone sneezes near him, but he has no problem picking up a disease infected dead rat? How does that make any sense?"Comment
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"Is there a Nobel prize for evil criminality?"The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.
The stupid is strong with this one.Comment
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Would you like to smell this and guess what it is?"Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac HallComment
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It's all part of my master plan. Step one, infiltrate the police department. Step two, sell a fish tank."Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac HallComment
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It's a card reader, not a mind reader.Comment
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"Being a geologist would ROCK!"SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!Comment
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"I brought the BAG today"
"You don't have to run away. Looks like my chainsaw isn't working any more.""Joi's CEO is about as sneaky and subtle as a two year old on crack driving an air craft carrier down Broadway." - BroomjockeyComment
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"Are you okay?"
"No."
"Carry on, then."Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"why didn't you just ask the customer to pull your finger?"http://footloosecomic.com Pirate Faeries!!Comment
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