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"It was two years ago today the the bank was closed. Do you feel like throwing up yet?"
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"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
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"I learned my lesson. Don't help people, ever. Jesus said to help people, but don't listen. I don't think He ever had problems with someone peeing off his back porch."Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"Eww she totally just picked her nose and flung it... hey that's free mined gold, better go grab that and sell it, gold's up!!"Comment
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"If you ever hear your name over the intercom, run."
"Oh, there's plenty wrong with me. It's safer to just ignore it.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"I don't like that one. It smells like baby's butt. I mean, it smells like clean baby's butt, but it's still butt."Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"If you did something wrong I'd be yelling. I'm looming cause I like you.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"Oh, he's been eating things off the floor all day.""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"Apparently I've got the best-filled drawers around!"
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"1 Put a hole in the wall. 2 put you dick in the hole"
-"they will probably shoot it off"
"or make a fur coat out of itComment
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"I don't know what I just did, but there's blood everywhere."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"We have a guest arriving in 10 minutes so line up, drop em, and full salutes"Comment
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He-whore? Isn't he Winnie the Pooh's best friend forever?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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"That level of intellect should be illegal in all states."
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"Next item is the 20 oz loose Lipton pink lemonade"
"Why's she loose? She's supposed to be tight. One case."
"Where's the loose Aquafina? She running around with the pink lemonade?"
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"I work with some weird coworkers"
"Hey! I resemble that remark!"
"But I like you."
---------------------------------------------------Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Somebody needs to take that boy snipe hunting in the Great Okefenokee Swamp.
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Well I did threaten to kill her with a plastic folding spork.Meeeeoooow.....
Still missing you, PlaidComment
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