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Irv, I need to come work at your store.
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Irv, I need to come work at your store.
"Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably -
"Smells like dickhole""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"Glitter me timbers!"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"He's very detailed, but full of shit.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"That doesn't mean shit, that just means you fuck goats"
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Ok, I'll break out the crystal ball and see if its working!I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - JoiComment
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"If I just put a bag over [coworker]'s face, half my work problems would be solved."
"He should be made to wear the Cone of Shame."Last edited by Food Lady; 02-04-2013, 06:13 AM."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"I cancelled my order, but why didn't I get my order invoice emailed?"
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I'm not a prick. I'm a dick."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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This is way worse than the Banner Crisis of '08!"Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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Last weekend was so busy, I didn't have TIME to quit!!
I've noticed that customers are referred to as "fucking assholes" quite often.Comment
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M: Everything causes cancer *names a bunch of cancer-causing stuff*
J: You know what cancer cells feed on? Sugar! Just like in that 1,000 calories worth of cookies you ate!
M: *pats stomach* Oh, is that what this is? A cancer tumor??"Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"Dammit! It splooged on me!"
"Hi! Thank you for calling <retail plantation>! This is Bob. How may I help you?"
"Well, that's just FAN-F***ING-TASTIC!" *click*
"Hello. I'd like to return my beaver."
"Isn't the head supposed to go up and down?"
*loud crash* "GO F*** A UNICORN!"
"Rob's such a dick."
"You are what you eat, I always say."
"This PC has so many fans! Why is it overheating?"
"So? Justin Bieber has a lot of fans, but that doesn't mean he's good!"
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"So, there's this video game, Crash Drivers or something, they all race around and crash into each other? Brian, you do all this racing stuff, you should know what this game is about."
"I don't do demolition derbies!"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"Do you want Rachel Ray to give you a mustache ride?"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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