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  • #2356
    "Flashy pants you got there!"

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    • #2357
      "Oh, hey, glad I caught you. Do NOT engage her today, I'm pretty sure she might burn a hole through your face with her scowl."

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      • #2358
        "Would you prefer the 6 inches or the 12 inches?"

        "Let's just say man is not measured by inches alone."
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #2359
          Right, close your eyes & feel each other...
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • #2360
            "He was practically giving her a lapdance in Starbucks!"
            "I am quite confident that I do exist."
            "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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            • #2361
              "Forty-two, yes it hurts, and never on Sunday."

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              • #2362
                Well, I'd better go cash my paycheck. Anybody got change for a buck?

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                • #2363
                  "I guess if a liar and a cultist are running against each other for president, then it makes sense that the nursing home can lie to me."
                  "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
                  -Mira Furlan

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                  • #2364
                    Are you anatomically perfect crazylegs?
                    Why yes, yes I am...
                    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                    • #2365
                      If anyone wants to come up and stroke it...

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                      I was just thinking of ladyboys
                      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                      • #2366
                        "Wait... they were all naked?"

                        "Uh oh, he's got a noodle"

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                        • #2367
                          "The eggs are still viable, but I have to get them back in as quickly as I can."
                          "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                          "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                          • #2368
                            "Now you're educated on fart terminology."

                            Rapscallion

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                            • #2369
                              "As long as the orang utans aren't getting savilled, then ok."

                              Rapscallion

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                              • #2370
                                So it's only oral if you swallow?
                                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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