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"Feel this spatula. See how stiff it is? The old ones are just...limp!"
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"Everyone's getting spring fever...all the guys are just...horny as fuck!"
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"Everyone's getting spring fever...all the guys are just...horny as fuck!"
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"Stop screwing! I've got a headache!"No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
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"Come on....squeal, you fucker!""And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--ShakespeareComment
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"I don't know about you... but my nuts are the best!"Comment
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"You dropped your pickle!""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"Someone told me that damn s word is in the forecast for Thursday and Friday."
"Shit?"
"Yeah...Pretty much.""And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--ShakespeareComment
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Don't you think it's redundant to say MASS genocide??Comment
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"Do you think somebody was trying to tell us something when all that Vaseline came in on the truck last night?"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"That was a world-weary sigh. Was the toilet that thirsty?"
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"wagers ladies and gents.."
"I'm in.. 2 skittles and an M&M"
"call, a gummy and 2 jolly ranchers"
"raise ya, 2 chocolate nuts and a pixy stick"
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Stay for supper! We have the best chicken wings in town!
Thanks, but unlike Jim Morrison, I prefer pork and beans.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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I swear I think a can of Harvard Beets would be smarter than my coworkers - they did go to Harvard, after all.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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"I can work out a deal on a cocktail napkin, but it's up to you to make sure all the is are dotted and the ts are crossed.""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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K: You should've gotten a bigger bottle, R. Then you could put it in the big hole.
L: *starts laughing*
R: Oh my god, L, you're a pervert! I love it!
K: *realizing what she said* 'You could put it in the big hole' omg hahahaha!
ME: Every Monday with you people. Every. Monday.
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