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"Does this bottle smell like anthrax to you?"
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Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily -
Me: "Sure I can cover for you tomorrow. I can bring my taser if the kids get outta line."
Awesome CW: "Sure, whatever works for you."
Other CW: "
did she even hear you?"
Me: "She knows how I roll."
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Principal: So in case of an emergency....yeah Kanalah will dispense 'street justice'.
my job is awesome
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* I startle CW *
CW: "Jesus!"
Me: "Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you."
CW: "I didn't mean to call you Jesus."
Me: "It's the beard, isn't it.""I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.Comment
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"Everybody over here, I need you to help me pull it out."Comment
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"I took a bite of this apple, and it tasted... mildewy." <pause> <continues eating apple>"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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"What does FSH stand for? Fish?"
"We didn't ask what was in your pants."
"Under da sea, under da sea, down here it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me..."
"Well if it queefs like a duck..."Comment
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"So we learned about hippies today."
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NewSM: "Hey you!"
Myself and every non-manager on the front end: "Yeah?"
NewSM: 
ASM: "NewSM, this is why you have to learn everyone's names."
NewSM: "I was talking to her."
Myself and another purple-shirt girl in the same area: "Yessir?" (at least he narrowed it down...)
ASM:
"Until he knows who he's talking to, just follow my directions, ok?"
"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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Customer: What's a cookie sandwich??
It's two cookies with a layer of icing in the middle. *turns off headset* Just what America needs; more cookies and more frosting. - Me.Comment
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"Are you mocking the power of the bendy straw?!""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"And just like that I've gone from first to fucked in the ass"
"Don't you mean first to worst?"
"No... I mean first to falling butt first on a spiky pyramid"
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"I'm thinking about getting a piece of moldy bread and sticking it in there.""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"There's a mouse in my room!"
"Congratulations, that's extra protein.""Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages." - Terry Pratchett
Emissary of Minong - my blog and its Facebook pageComment
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"So, you're using your biology as a weapon, right?"
RapscallionComment
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"Transvestites, ladies in disguise."
RapscallionComment
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Well, (supervisor) can just go suck fuzzy green donkey parts.Meeeeoooow.....
Still missing you, PlaidComment
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