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"Looks like we're still measuring the height of pallets by your nipples."
"You're just a mammoth!"
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"You're just a mammoth!"
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"And then, if you over-moisturize, you get pruney lips."
(Funny thing is, CW bought it.)Comment
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"You know that idiot who keeps complaining about the prices? Yesterday he was so stupid that another customer told him to fuck off."Comment
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R: Wow, HawaiianShirts, you sound like you swallowed a dust bunny!
Me: (raspy, just above a whisper) More like a whole flock of them.
R: Dust bunnies travel in flocks now?I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
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"I feel like I was doing pushups in my sleep!!"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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CW1: "Oh, him? He's an atheist."
CW2: "Bah! I don't believe in atheists."
CW1: "What about agnostics?"
CW2: "I'm not sure what to think about them."I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
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"...I love you like a lesbian life partner."Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"Look! My hand's bleeding! I'm Jesus!"Comment
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"I prefer sneaking in the back way."
"Yeah, I always suspected that about you."Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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I don't make the rules. I just follow them.
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"I just want to kill people."
"Well if you kill the right people it will solve one of your problems."Comment
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"What on earth are you eating??"
"Hey now, we aren't all skinny. Some of us are trying to fix that . We can't all afford crack and heroin to make it easier.""Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac HallComment
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"There's something wrong with my nutsack. This nutsack. It's green."
"Well if you got it where I think you did, it's a year and a half out of date."Comment
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"If small and thin is the future, you’re obselete"-The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-
Stick that in your blog and smoke it.
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"A new world record! The Squeaky Vegan is off the phone in a mere one minute and ten seconds!"
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