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....I don't remember if 'you look good in those pants' or 'those pants look really good on you' is the "bad" one to say...
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"They're good for sucking."
"It'll just be a real quick in-and-out."Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"If this goes on any longer I swear I will hitch up my slacks, and dance the dance that will end the world."You're not doing me a favor by eating here. I'm doing you a favor by feeding you.Comment
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"I didn't honk the horn, I fucking wailed on that thing!"Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.Comment
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"I'm glad I don't have one of those noses that honks when you blow it."
"Jump, jump. Can you jump? Like this. Jump, jump."
" She tried to knock me over with her finger!"I have PMS and a black belt. Any questions?
This random moment is brought to you by the letters A D and D.Comment
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"Oh crap, who did I just screw?""Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."Comment
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"It's running all down her leg..."Comment
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"Until toes have vaginas I won't have a foot fetish!!!"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"sam-isms"
"those...those wonderflies!"
"you mean butterflies?"
"they got good seats. they're right next to the...plugger inner thing."
"outlet?"
"i knew you'd know what i was talking about!"
"what are potatoes made of?"Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.Comment
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"Grab your rubbers, we're stripping tonight!"
*long, okward silence, many raised eyebrows*
"NO, not that, you sickos. That's my day job, it's like, 12:30. We're stripping floors!"
"OOOOOOOOHhhhhhhh!!"
(not me, a friend of mine had this the other night.)Just because they serve you, doesn't mean they like you. And just because they smile and act polite doesn't mean they aren't planning to destroy you.
"I put the laughter in slaughter."Comment
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"He was a special kind of stupid....you know, the helmet wearing, window licking kind of special."Comment
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"For those spark plugs, what kind did you want?"
"...It's a Kia with 100,000km on it. What do you think?"
"Cheap it is, then."I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"But I'm a magical baboon!!"
"Peter Fonda, will you be my archdemon of DEATH?"
"I'm lucky this new phone has Voice mail, so now I don have ta have one'a them message machines."Last edited by Sharsarannon; 06-18-2007, 05:52 AM."Respect: to admit that something one may not enjoy or prefer might still have great value." ~L. MunoaComment
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"I know what you two get up to. You're elf shaggers, and you're going to bear her children."
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"He drives a deep blue 1969 Mercury Marquis. He calls it the General Grant."You're not doing me a favor by eating here. I'm doing you a favor by feeding you.Comment
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