Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Rapscallion]

"So, on the shelf was a copy of ... well, 'Playcow'."


"If I ever discover girls, you're going to be in trouble."


Rapscallion

[Becks]

"It smells like a combination of dirty pond and a Chinese restaurant."

[Spiffy McMoron]

You're just saying that because you've played video games.

[draftermatt]

"They oughta be able to go Home Depot without a lot of bullshit right?"

[draftermatt]

"Alright, so here's the dilleo"

[edible_hat]

"I just realised, I'm getting married on Pi Day."
"I just realised, you are a dork."
"No, he's more of a nerd."
"A nork? A derd?"

[Jadedcarguy]

Doesn't she realize that her Wiccan powers are easily defeated by the Jedi mind trick?

[Rapscallion]

"Well, I'm not exactly singing the hallelujah chorus or farting rainbows over it."

Rapscallion

[edible_hat]

"*burp* That tasted like a pathetic attempt at coleslaw."
"Oh so you had KFC for lunch?"

[crazylegs]

I'm gonna need a bigger knife tube...

[Custard Chick]

"You're mom's a monosaccaride."

[Rapscallion]

"I'm sat on my bum all day, which is better than being sat on someone else's bum all day. Actually, that can depend on the person whose ... stop hitting me!"

Rapscallion

[PizzaDrone]

"I'm sorry, but nothing that smells that much like feet is going in my mouth!"

[technical.angel]

"InternUR? Why did you name the account like that?"
"Because I couldn't put a space between UR and intern in the email address."
"Why is that a problem?"
"Write it out."
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AAFHeaven LOL!!! "I just got it."

[Shangri-laschild]

"Glitter is like herpes. No wait, it's not like herpes, it is herpes. You think it's gone, and you find more and it just pisses you off and you have to try to get rid of it again."